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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I am a country girl, Some what easy on the eyes!!"
I have astigmatism. |
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"I'm a stable professional, trying to open my options."
Having trouble with the power windows, huh? |
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"ok, listen up! i am a tall girl, not giraffe-girl tall, but i am never described as petite."
Too bad, that Giraffe Girl is hot. |
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"Hi! Don't you hate this part? What can you put into a box that says who you are."
Words. Sentences. Stuff about yourself. Is this really that hard? Am I missing something here? |
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"I'm not very good at talking about myself,but I'm going to try real hard to make you want me!!"
That's not the way to do it. |
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I find this amusing.. "I'm tired of the bar scene".
But yet, under drinking habits, they have "Often" |
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"I love to stay at home and watching moive and cuddle as well go out with the girla and get a drink."
I don't know why, but when I first saw this, I misread "girla" and thought it said "gorilla." It would have been a lot funnier that way. |
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"aSK mE NO MULLETS, PLEASE)I have trepidation asking someone to email me first, I'm not really uber aggressive in that area."
I have to be leery of anyone who uses "mullets" and "trepidation" so close together. |
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"Where to begin...I'm new to the dating scene, if that's what they even call it."
We changed it -- now it's called the "situation room." |
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"Well there is a lot about me that I cant just type in a paragraph. To keep it short I'm a really laid back girl who likes to have fun. I avoid drama. I love hanging out with my friends and family."
So you thought you might as well just use everybody else's paragraph. Good move. |
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"I am a 22 year old nubian princess in search of her prince."
Where IS Nubia, anyway? Is that anywhere near Lancaster, PA? |
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"I love spending time with my friends and family, I don't know where I would be without them."
Spending time with somebody else, or by yourself. Problem solved. |
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"I live on my own in an appartment and work at Wal-Mart in here."
You've got a Wal-Mart in your apartment? |
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"Dance, as though no one is watching. Sing, as though no one can hear you. Love, as though you've never been hurt. Live, as though Heaven is on Earth."
Snore, until they say something even the slightest bit original.... |
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"I HAVE BROWN AND BROW EYES.."
Eyebrows? I dunno. |
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"I do everything I can when I can."
Well, sure, it's hard to do everything you can when you can't. |
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"I am told I am a very out going, funny person with no lack of striking up a conversation with a stranger."
You don't actually say it like that, do you? |
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"It is really hard to talk about yourself, I will say I am 5'6 average proportioned, hazel eyes and a blonde hair."
Just one? |
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"I enjoy country music if it doesn't have that twanging sound."
Yeah, and I enjoy Chicken McNuggets as long as there's no chicken in them. |
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"I am a 22 year old nubian princess in search of her prince." Where IS Nubia, anyway? Is that anywhere near Lancaster, PA? Nubia, TN http://maps.google.com/maps?sa=N&tab=nl&q=nubia |
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