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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"OURSELF ALONE..BOOK FORM!! OK/ NOW ON TO THE REST-IT BEING NON NEGOTIABLE. NOT WASTING TIME ARGUING ABOUT WHAT IVE SAID ALREADY UPFRONT/. ..... ....NO PIC NO REPLY."
Just what I've always wanted! A Random Word Generator! |
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"I have two grown children, a cute red car, nice new furniture, a good job, and wonderful friends and family."
I have to admit, the new furniture IS tempting.... |
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How about this guy:
"Amazonlover" "I am kind of a small guy, but I love large ladies to wrestle around with."    
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"Frequent Valtrex user" Okay! Good to know! |
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"Where are you? ahhhhhhhhhhhh ya ......ok....sure....just ask......Why bother writing when people just look at pictures?? lol If you like my picture...write! They still want me to write more...............sheesh."
It never ends, does it? |
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"bored! Dont care bout this......................................................................................................................................................................"
That is SO hot. You're totally irresistible. |
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"I am looking for a great guy. I will admit to being picky. I will not settle until I can find the one. I know my profile is not very informative. I want to get to know you through talking."
I will click on another profile now. |
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"Brown eyes and long curly dirty blong hair."
Does it blong to you? |
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"I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT IS LOVING,KIND,HONEST,LIVES HEALTHY & DRUG FREE ...******************************************************************************** ****///\\\*****Plz*"
Don't like sharing, huh? |
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"Of all the men I have met in my lifetime every one of them have been jerks."
Amazing. What do you suppose the odds are of it happening like that? |
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Dont really know what to write here. I just happened upon this site and thought I would take a look around.
Hmmmmmmm...NEXT... |
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"How does one describe themselves? I could say the same things that everyone says on the "about me" section, but I'm not going to. I could say I love to laugh and love to enjoy life or whatever--but that's too boring... So this is me."
Oh yes, very original. Bravo. |
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"I am a hopeless romantic and like to take care of my man in a way I know he will enjoy."
The other way is called "unlawful restraint." |
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"My motto is 'if life gives you lemons make lemonade.'"
Just once I'd like to see someone write "If life gives you lemons, use them to make a statue of Karl Marx" or something. |
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Am interested in finding strong, independent (or maybe even weak and dependent) woman
Breathing? Opposable thumbs? |
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"I have found life is like a roller coaster, there are ups and downs."
I believe this is the Official State Cliche of Oklahoma. |
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write a brief blub, what is a blurb...
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"Hello, I am 27 years old and I am currently back in school hopefully i will graduate BEFORE the turn of the century!"
Either this profile is very old, or you have about 90 years to graduate.... |
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"Family and friends are very important to me."
Just once I'd like to read a profile that says my family are a bunch of knuckleheads and that's why I moved 40,000 miles away from them. |
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"I am for honestly relationship who know what they want in life. A good heart man and what counts inside the heart and the soul of person. I want who is honestly, caring and who understanding person."
In USA, you write profile. In Russia, profile writes YOU! (With apologies to Yakov Smirnoff.) |
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