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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I'm a fun girl who likes to go out and have fun."
Sounds like fun. |
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"I still hope to find a good hearted man who will compliment my lifestyle."
Your lifestyle is absolutely marvelous. |
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"I am a person who sees the glass 1/2 full, not 1/2 empty."
But what if the glass contains poison? Did you ever think about that? |
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"I guess i would like to start off saying im a hugh dork."
Hi, Hugh! You probably don't remember me, we were in third grade together. |
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"Looks like I'm back on this site."
You never learn, do you? |
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"I work-out on a regular basis, and I love to travel, and spend time with my 2 little granddaughters; yes, I know, I know, but it's not my fault!"
Well, on some level, it has to be.... |
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"You are tall, articulate, and confident."
Oooohhhh, look, a hypnotist.... |
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"I am a person who sees the glass 1/2 full, not 1/2 empty." But what if the glass contains poison? Did you ever think about that? 
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"People tell me that I do not look my age at all."
This is another line I see constantly. Does anyone ever say, "You know, you look exactly like your real age" -- ?? |
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"im 22 years old, you can see what i look like in my pics."
Oh, so THAT'S what those are for! |
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"Seeking a gentleman who acts like a gentleman . At least 5ft 9in. who speaks in an educated fashion. I know I may be looking on the wrong site."
Yeah, this one is more for people looking for a 19th century bootblack. |
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"Treat others as you yourself would like to be treated. You can never go wrong then."
Not as long as you love being taken advantage of.... |
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"I am a hopless, stike that, a hopeful romantic from the word go."
Hopping is overrated anyway. |
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"IM KIND HEARTED,LIKE TO HELP OUT,HONEST/SINCERE ( THATS UNIQUE!! ANYONE AGREE??)"
Well, the CLAIM certainly isn't unique -- 93% of profiles all CLAIM that's how they are. If it was actually TRUE, then, yeah, that would be pretty unique. |
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"This is me if you don't like it eat sh*t. I honestly don't know why i keep this. If you wanna talk to me just message me i dont care."
Yeah, I'll get right on that. |
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"For fun it really depends on the season."
Ooooops, I'm on the travel agent site again. |
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"If you know how to spell passion, intellect, wit and humor, and they play a large role in your life, then we be on to something here."
We surely do be. However, no one who knows how to spell words like that would ever be on a dating site. Have you ever noticed all the people who describe themselves as "whitty"? |
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"However , these important elements can't be coming from your wife."
No, all I ever got from her was molybdenum and argon. |
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"Life is too short, Let's have some fun. I just know that I have the ability to make that special person feel like King Tut."
Dead for 5000 years and trapped in a sarcophagus. |
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"I AM NOW A NON-SMOKER...PLEASE BE A NON-SMOKER ALSO...I WAS HYPNOTIZED DEC. 21st AND STILL GOING STRONG !"
Maybe you were hypnotized into not remembering when you smoke.... |
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