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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I am a female. No children who would like to meet a caring fun loving man to hang out with."
OK, who would the children like to meet? |
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"I have no preconceived notions of who you are, all I know is that you are sweet, funny, intelligent, and cute too!"
Good thing you don't have any preconceived notions, then. |
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"I want to find a good man to become Friends with first and perhaps call on the phone one day and see where it goes from there."
Would you be interested in subscribing to the New York Times? |
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"It has been a while since I have been up here."
Scary, huh? There's the escalator. |
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"Do you ever want to execute the pit maneuver on an elderly driver? Just bump ole grandpops into the ditch? Do you want to yell "turn in your keys!" as you pass him helplessly trying to orient himself on the side of the road?"
Sure, but how is this relevant to dating? Is this one of your planned activities? |
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"Im looking for a man who wont lie to me. I really don't ask much just for a good man who wont lie to me."
Let me see if I've got this.... |
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"am WOMAN... fit, attractive, youthful looking on the outside..."
I'm gonna have to see some X-rays.... |
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"It seems so hard to talk about yourself and actually put it in writing! Do you ever feel like the last responsible, fun, goal oriented, successful, kind hearted single person left in the world?"
Yeah, because I am.... |
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"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone---but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
Seems like it should be the other way around. |
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"I enjoy going out to eat, cooking in. Watching movies. Nite walks on the beach, Al things would be great, if there was someone special to enjoy them with."
Who's Al? |
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"Life starts now."
It does? What have I been doing all these years? |
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"I’m bisexual. I switch what I’m looking for guys or girls because you can’t put both up at once."
TMI. |
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"I am a nice person looking for another nice person. However, please be patient with me, I am Italian!"
Well, obviously, that's going to be a huge problem. |
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"will have to put more thought into this...hate this part of a profile...bear with me till I fill this out.Gosh it keeps saying this is too short...give me a tiny break please."
Why don't you just write something and get it over with? |
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"This is the part that I hate, talking about myself...what do you say without sounding self absorbed, or boring..."
Can you do both at the same time? |
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"I am 5'5" slender blonde hair outgoing love being around happy people who liketo have fun."
Nothing beats slender blonde hair.... |
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"I like all kinds of music except opra."
Thinks she's so big with her show and her money.... |
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"Some of my pictures are a few years old."
Like the one where you're standing next to President Grant? |
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"There are many ways to describe a person: by their job, their status, their family--if I had to describe all of those things my life would seem complete and someone might ask 'what is she looking for, she has it all?'"
Obviously, she's looking for a way to get out of describing herself. |
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"Looking for a guy to give back and foot massage and a good conversation over dinner and like to cook..."
I'm not really seeing the foot massage over dinner thing myself.... |
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