It wouldn't work....

I can sit on a toilet seat that has sperm on it and get pregnant...

What would it take for you to get pregnant again? Oh right, not possible in nature in the slightest...

Yep, I'm taking the 100% decision making abilities back...

I'm sorry, have I addressed you directly? You are whom again?

That's what I'm talking about fade. Just say no to sex with stupid people!

You are so popular Lily now they are begging for personal abuse from you.

I know right?

ok well feel free to procreate with whatever slack jawed midgets are willing to do it then. and the toilet seat is a rumor. sperm being to die immediately on coming into contact with oxygen. youre so silly. remember our talk about facts?

Hi, I am a real person, who doesn't need permission to speak to you directly before doing so. Thanks for your concern, though.

What's your degree again?

Cuz mine is Community Health Education....

You wanna talk reproductive facts?

Didn't think so.

Oh super so I can dismiss you like I do everyone else who has nothing to add to the conversation besides pointing out my lack of ....whatever I lack....

This was alot of fun, I'm going to bed now retaining my rights to chose for MY life what is best for MY body.

Have fun storming the castle....

well wehred ya get your degree a cracker jack box? you cant get pregnant fomr a toilet seat. the sperm die, means they dont swim, means they cant get ot or through the egg.


and you lack tact and class and refinement. you also lack basic social skills. but we love you some anyways.

Kent State University thank you very much. I also write grants for their Health Ed department just finished one this summer.

No, it is not the best way to get pregnant, but it can happen.... It has happened.

she left? awww that sucks

I'm seeing a pattern here. Lemme see. Men can have no feelings. Only women can. Men can have no opinions. Only women can. And women are always right even if their wrong. Hmmmmmm. I can't wait for that new dinasaur species. I hope they have their own island like in the movie. I got a name for it. Jurasaic pork.

That's not true sperm can live in warm dampness for like 2days as long as it stays moist and doesn't dry out.

Point taken, but I NEVER once asked for nor solicited your pity or sympathy, because frankly...you don't know me, nor I you, so it would not be welcomed as it would not be sincere.

This was an internet forum asking for opinions on a topic, and I gave mine, just like you and others. I didn't BOO HOO HOO over your posts about your wretched pregnancy or childbirth...nor did I ask you to over my experiences. I simply shared...as you did...but, I certainly did not heckle nor LMAO over your woes, Lily.

Again, let's disect this, shall we? Me, as a man...sharing my own pain and grief over a loss in my past (as many of us do, whether it be a child, a lost loved one, wrong decision, whatever)...I should just "get over it", right?

You guys (or possibly I am) making it sound like a have a shrine in my house for my unborn/aborted child. Well, I don't! Yes, my life has clicked on, with three (yes THREE) beautiful children.

But, does that lost child of MINE still hold a place in my thoughts, soul, mind and heart on a daily basis...yes, *it* certainly does.

Again, if I were a *woman* stating this...betcha I could win the lottery with my *sappiness* here. Any takers on that bet?

*looks down at crotch...yep, I still have a penis here*

Ohhh boy! Hear that? I'm dismissed! Better not say anything more!



Edit: 100 posts!

nope. and wheres warm dampness on a toilet seat? hoenstly find a story about one person clinically proven to be pregnant fomr a toilet seat.


im with you LHB im gonna head for the mountains. gonna get my gun, and im gonna take as many of them with em as i can.

I saved so much money on my car insurance by switching to geico, I can hire a guy with a snare drum to do rim shots to all my wisecracks. Brrrrdrdrdrdrdr teeeeshh!!