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Topic: Does God believe in Santa?
Dan99's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:01 PM
I think he does.

I have no evidence to back this up, i just have faith in its truth.

no photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:02 PM
God invented Santa.

franshade's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:03 PM
Doesn't the federal govt acknowledge his existence? I saw it in a movie

no photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:04 PM
"Santa" is "Satan" spelled sideways.

splendidlife's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:06 PM
I think that each of them deny each other's existence and, if they were to come face-to-face, there'd be a bloody battle to the death!


Dan99's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:06 PM

"Santa" is "Satan" spelled sideways.


I noticed that too. Thats almost proof enough.


Dan99's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:07 PM

I think that each of them deny each other's existence and, if they were to come face-to-face, there'd be a bloody battle to the death!




I reckon Santa would win, he looks like he can fight!

Ted14621's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:08 PM
Why not? I believe in Him!

splendidlife's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:10 PM


I think that each of them deny each other's existence and, if they were to come face-to-face, there'd be a bloody battle to the death!




I reckon Santa would win, he looks like he can fight!


Yeah... and he could drink us all under the table.

no photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:11 PM
Santa has a better hat, and you never have to worry about him smiting the Edomites.


Dan99's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:11 PM

Why not? I believe in Him!


Nobody believes you exist ted! lol!


Ted14621's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:14 PM


Why not? I believe in Him!


Nobody believes you exist ted! lol!



Dang! Busted...How'd you know it was me?

adj4u's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:14 PM
he is a saint is he not

saint nic

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:14 PM



Why not? I believe in Him!


Nobody believes you exist ted! lol!



Dang! Busted...How'd you know it was me?


It was the subtle smell of fish

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:16 PM

Santa has a better hat, and you never have to worry about him smiting the Edomites.




I think Santa is a sick mofo behind closed doors. I have heard rumours that he disguises himself as an arabic extremist and lives in caves for most of the year. Afghanistan is much warmer than Lapland, i dont blame him.

no photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:19 PM


Santa has a better hat, and you never have to worry about him smiting the Edomites.




I think Santa is a sick mofo behind closed doors. I have heard rumours that he disguises himself as an arabic extremist and lives in caves for most of the year. Afghanistan is much warmer than Lapland, i dont blame him.


That explains the news items about Osanta bin Clausen.

lighthouselover's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:20 PM
Edited by lighthouselover on Fri 10/17/08 02:21 PM
I do have a faith in God, it is my faith and really does not need validation from anyone else.

I also have a belief in the "spirit" of the commercialized Christmas...which I believe has been commodified just like almost everything else in modern society.

not sure how the two are related...

just my thoughts on that today...

no photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:25 PM
I just saw on CNN that due to the economy, Christmas is cancelled. :cry:

papersmile's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:27 PM



Santa has a better hat, and you never have to worry about him smiting the Edomites.




I think Santa is a sick mofo behind closed doors. I have heard rumours that he disguises himself as an arabic extremist and lives in caves for most of the year. Afghanistan is much warmer than Lapland, i dont blame him.


That explains the news items about Osanta bin Clausen.


laugh laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 10/17/08 02:32 PM
:tongue: Santa is the god of winter:tongue:

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