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Topic: Does God believe in Santa?
OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 02:36 PM
Of course he does, it's not easy gettin those presents everywhere by yourself.

elanher Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 505	Fri 10/17/08 02:44 PM
I think they are the same thing.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 10/17/08 02:49 PM
If Santa doesn't believe in God, is that Clausphemy?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 02:51 PM
If Santa doesn't believe in God, is that Clausphemy? he'll go to hell for that too!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 10/17/08 02:53 PM
If Santa doesn't believe in God, is that Clausphemy? he'll go to hell for that too! He spends half his time in chimneys, how bad can hell be?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 02:54 PM
If Santa doesn't believe in God, is that Clausphemy? he'll go to hell for that too! He spends half his time in chimneys, how bad can hell be? Hotter...and for eternity...with no water! at least he can get out of the chimney for a break now and then!

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Fri 10/17/08 02:54 PM


OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 02:55 PM
put on your elf suit!

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Fri 10/17/08 02:56 PM
put on your elf suit! you calling me short now

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 03:02 PM
put on your elf suit! you calling me short now I'll pray about it later and get back to you on that!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 10/17/08 03:28 PM
Dan i think you're Santa...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 05:05 PM
Dan i think you're Santa... Is is my fat arse that makes you think that?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 05:06 PM
Dan i think you're Santa... Is is my fat arse that makes you think that? She, at least, didn't say she thought you were God...but wait, you do!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 05:11 PM
Dan i think you're Santa... Is is my fat arse that makes you think that? She, at least, didn't say she thought you were God...but wait, you do! She never said that only because she has never slept with me! lol

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Fri 10/17/08 05:17 PM
Dan i think you're Santa... Is is my fat arse that makes you think that? She, at least, didn't say she thought you were God...but wait, you do! She never said that only because she has never slept with me! lol so it was you sleeping with youself that gave you that idea? Where's Lisa? I wanna ask her!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 05:20 PM
Dan i think you're Santa... Is is my fat arse that makes you think that? She, at least, didn't say she thought you were God...but wait, you do! She never said that only because she has never slept with me! lol so it was you sleeping with youself that gave you that idea? Where's Lisa? I wanna ask her! Lisa doesnt know, i dont let her sleep!

guitaedreams Joined Fri 09/05/08 Posts: 278	Fri 10/17/08 07:07 PM
God is the same as Santa, an imaginary friend

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Sat 10/18/08 09:26 AM
Santa is real I always c him cummin down in my chimney!!!

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Sat 10/18/08 09:31 AM
Santa brings millions of people together, he's running a close race with God. The polls show God a few points ahead, but come December, Santa will coast to the finish.

GuitarManager Joined Wed 10/08/08 Posts: 273	Sat 10/18/08 09:34 AM
I wonder what the easter bunny would think of all this?