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I wonder what the easter bunny would think of all this? Nothing right now... He's in Rehab. |
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I wonder what the easter bunny would think of all this? Nothing right now... He's in Rehab. I hear he gets out in a few months and will probably start throwing his eggs around again. Do bunnies really lay eggs? Why isn't it an easter chicken? |
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I wonder what the easter bunny would think of all this? Nothing right now... He's in Rehab. I hear he gets out in a few months and will probably start throwing his eggs around again. Do bunnies really lay eggs? Why isn't it an easter chicken? all this talk of eggs,chickens,rabbits..makin' me hungry 
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The meaning of the season is so lost...
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I wonder what the easter bunny would think of all this? Nothing right now... He's in Rehab. If the easter bunny had kept his focus on god & santa, he wouldn't be in this situation! Some things with long ears never seem to hear!  
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soft porn for a avatar now?
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soft porn for a avatar now? would this be watched in private or would you display that gross stuff in public..even in forums??? I have to know before I buy that for you. 
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soft porn for a avatar now? would this be watched in private or would you display that gross stuff in public..even in forums??? I have to know before I buy that for you. its being used as a pic on this page |
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If he is, then he is in sooooooo much trouble......
where's my f'n bike, Santa????  Still waiting.......
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If he is, then he is in sooooooo much trouble...... where's my f'n bike, Santa???? Still waiting....... that's what you get when you sin!
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If he is, then he is in sooooooo much trouble...... where's my f'n bike, Santa???? Still waiting....... that's what you get when you sin! Hahahahaha!!! well that was easy, huh? SO what about the poor little kiddos in Africa who have NEVER seen a bike...and would just like somewhere safe to sleep and something to eat,what sin did they commit??? Huh? Huh? And dont try the dismissal comment of Original sin... it's as lame as the excuse, my dog ate my homework. |
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Edited by
Krimsa
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Sat 10/18/08 02:07 PM
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Santa has a better hat, and you never have to worry about him smiting the Edomites.  Saint Nickolas was a real man I do believe and that is who Santa is loosely based on I guess.
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If he is, then he is in sooooooo much trouble...... where's my f'n bike, Santa???? Still waiting....... that's what you get when you sin! Hahahahaha!!! well that was easy, huh? SO what about the poor little kiddos in Africa who have NEVER seen a bike...and would just like somewhere safe to sleep and something to eat,what sin did they commit??? Huh? Huh? And dont try the dismissal comment of Original sin... it's as lame as the excuse, my dog ate my homework. Dan99 has to answer the really hard questions! |
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They refer to that crap as a "generational sin". Its also the reason why some people are "afflicted" with the sin of alcoholism. I thought we were done with the Dark Ages but not according to some fundamentalist Christians.
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If he is, then he is in sooooooo much trouble...... where's my f'n bike, Santa???? Still waiting....... that's what you get when you sin! Hahahahaha!!! well that was easy, huh? SO what about the poor little kiddos in Africa who have NEVER seen a bike...and would just like somewhere safe to sleep and something to eat,what sin did they commit??? Huh? Huh? And dont try the dismissal comment of Original sin... it's as lame as the excuse, my dog ate my homework. Dan99 has to answer the really hard questions! I will answer with a song.. Hey Santa claus you c***! Where's me f***ing bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked. And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up It's enough to make you spew And I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sisters dirty too! (female voice) Hey santa clause you c***! Where's me f***ing pram? You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am. 'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand I'll give you f***ing ho ho ho You forgot me f***ing pram (male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts And I'll let your f***ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door And we'll say, yeah you wait for it Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright 'Cause the old f***ing wanker Forgot me f***ing bike. You wait you old c***, I'm gonna dob you in Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f***ing lights out "I saw mummy sucking santa clause" |
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Now Dan, is that anything like Santa would want you?
You better watch out You better not pout He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Clause is coming to townnnnnnnnnn. No presents for you this year and if you don't repent of your ways and tell him and all his elves you're sorry, you might not get any more presents ever...I mean like eternity...NEVER! |
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Now Dan, is that anything like Santa would want you? You better watch out You better not pout He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Clause is coming to townnnnnnnnnn. No presents for you this year and if you don't repent of your ways and tell him and all his elves you're sorry, you might not get any more presents ever...I mean like eternity...NEVER! I could live with that! If i dont get any presents i dont have to buy any either. Christmas doesnt really mean much to me! Bah humbug! |
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Plus Christmas is a stolen holiday and is based on the Pagan Yule. Get your own dam festivals!
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If he is, then he is in sooooooo much trouble...... where's my f'n bike, Santa???? Still waiting....... that's what you get when you sin! Hahahahaha!!! well that was easy, huh? SO what about the poor little kiddos in Africa who have NEVER seen a bike...and would just like somewhere safe to sleep and something to eat,what sin did they commit??? Huh? Huh? And dont try the dismissal comment of Original sin... it's as lame as the excuse, my dog ate my homework. Dan99 has to answer the really hard questions! I will answer with a song.. Hey Santa claus you c***! Where's me f***ing bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked. And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up It's enough to make you spew And I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sisters dirty too! (female voice) Hey santa clause you c***! Where's me f***ing pram? You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am. 'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand I'll give you f***ing ho ho ho You forgot me f***ing pram (male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts And I'll let your f***ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door And we'll say, yeah you wait for it Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright 'Cause the old f***ing wanker Forgot me f***ing bike. You wait you old c***, I'm gonna dob you in Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f***ing lights out "I saw mummy sucking santa clause" Kevin Bloody Wilson strikes again |
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