Topic: NOAH'S ARK - WTF??
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Mon 08/25/08 10:08 AM



I dont have a concept of Satan. He or it was invented by Christians and is intertwined in their baseline theology. Kind of ironic huh? happy


The classic picture of the devil is red with horns and a tail.

Ironically, Draconian aliens have been described as humanoid creatures with horns and a tail. Some have wings. They come (or have been seen) in three colors. Red, Black, White mostly.

These are Draconians. They are galaxy aliens. They dominate the milky way galaxy. These are not the little gray Zeta clones who have been said to be doing abductions.

These aliens are not our friend. It would be fair to call them "Satan and his demons." They are ruled by a Queen and are a female dominated society, except for the ones who rebelled. The rebellion was and is a male dominated group. Hence, Satan.

You think Satan is a bad boy, well, wait until you meet the Queen. She is ten times worse.

JB
if anyone believes that Satan is red with horns and has a tail, then they are mistaken, He will look just like we do and will decieve a lot of people. There is no pitchfork, redskinned, horns and all that, the lake of fire is not a literal lake of fire, for heaven to be a place of happiness you can't see uncle Joe roasting in a fire, instead, they will be turned to ashes from within, blotted out, when something is blotted out, it won't even be remembered to be missed


I did not say that Satan was red and had horns and a tail. I simply said that this is the description of the Draconian Aliens and it seems to me that somewhere along the line, someone saw or met one of these aliens and decided that it must be Satan himself, hence the classic picture of Satan arises in the subconscious matrix.

The fallen angels are simply these aliens. Back then, anyone coming from the sky might be misconstrued as "angels" and indeed many were mistook for Gods.

You think that the name you give them changes anything? It doesn't.

JB

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Mon 08/25/08 11:13 AM




I dont have a concept of Satan. He or it was invented by Christians and is intertwined in their baseline theology. Kind of ironic huh? happy


The classic picture of the devil is red with horns and a tail.

Ironically, Draconian aliens have been described as humanoid creatures with horns and a tail. Some have wings. They come (or have been seen) in three colors. Red, Black, White mostly.

These are Draconians. They are galaxy aliens. They dominate the milky way galaxy. These are not the little gray Zeta clones who have been said to be doing abductions.

These aliens are not our friend. It would be fair to call them "Satan and his demons." They are ruled by a Queen and are a female dominated society, except for the ones who rebelled. The rebellion was and is a male dominated group. Hence, Satan.

You think Satan is a bad boy, well, wait until you meet the Queen. She is ten times worse.

JB
if anyone believes that Satan is red with horns and has a tail, then they are mistaken, He will look just like we do and will decieve a lot of people. There is no pitchfork, redskinned, horns and all that, the lake of fire is not a literal lake of fire, for heaven to be a place of happiness you can't see uncle Joe roasting in a fire, instead, they will be turned to ashes from within, blotted out, when something is blotted out, it won't even be remembered to be missed


I did not say that Satan was red and had horns and a tail. I simply said that this is the description of the Draconian Aliens and it seems to me that somewhere along the line, someone saw or met one of these aliens and decided that it must be Satan himself, hence the classic picture of Satan arises in the subconscious matrix.

The fallen angels are simply these aliens. Back then, anyone coming from the sky might be misconstrued as "angels" and indeed many were mistook for Gods.

You think that the name you give them changes anything? It doesn't.

JB, neither does the name you give them

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Mon 08/25/08 11:17 AM

Okay so your assertion then is that the bible is wrong in its account of the flood being worldwide? I would agree with that. It’s possible that to these people, it was in fact their entire world so they might have expressed it that way in the bible. Mistakes like that are forgivable. The bible was written by men so has the propensity to be erroneous. I guess that’s a given. It also seems that if god has created everything like the Creationists seem to buy into; couldn’t he have just gotten rid of the earth and started over? Why bother with floods and dragging it out in such a manor. So if we accept your theory which seems plausible that this was only one of many floods in a centralized local, then that sort of dispels all the crazy mysticism and god really had nothing to do with it. It was a natural disaster.
The bible doesn't say the flood was worldwide

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Mon 08/25/08 02:25 PM
I thought to interject at length in this thread because I have some definate thoughts on religion and religious philosophy but after the galaxy aliens and other bizarre thoughts that some have stated here, decided, nope. I just can't go there.

I'll just say that I am a scientist at heart and am skeptical of a lot of theories. Just not about the existence of a superior being or beings. I don't read Hebrew and the bible was written by men. Parts were lost and left out to reflect the idealogy of men of the time. We know this now. We also know that the author of the KJV bible was executed by the king for heresy after his compilation. Another was enlisted, they booted that version as well and decided that the first wasn't so bad after all.

I believe with all the religions that exist, and have for far longer than Christianity, all one can do is find out all that you can and go with what thier hearts tell them. I mean except those damned Muslims. lol

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Mon 08/25/08 03:05 PM
see, me and FreeToB have been friends for 35 years, have very different opinions when it comes to religion and have never fought about it................so...........

can't we all just get alonghappy drinker

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Mon 08/25/08 03:20 PM
The bible doesn't say the flood was worldwide


There would have been no reason to build an ark to save the animal kingdom if it was just a local flood. So the very idea that the animal kingdom was being saved is an automatic claim that it was a worldwide flood.

I have often argued that the flood fable was indeed sparked by a local flood, and not a global flood.

What most likely happened is that some major flood took place. A survivor wrote about the the story (or talked about it). Actually in those days it was mostly like just word of mouth, I seriously doubt that people were writing novels in those days.

What happened is that people started claiming that it was indeed a worldwide flood. So then people asked how anyone was able to survive it. Thus the story about Noah and a boat.

Then skeptics started probing further asking how the animals survived if the whole world was flooded. The boat then grew to become an Ark that could support the animal kingdom. I imagine the story contined to be refined over many generations before it was finally recorded in written form we have come to know and love. flowerforyou

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Mon 08/25/08 03:22 PM

My understanding sharp was that you were trying to assert that the biblical flood of Noah was indeed worldwide. Many Christians have come to that conclusion. If you do not believe this to be the case, fine. I wouldn't either based on the Egyptians alone. :tongue:

5000 BC
Earliest evidence of settled human habitation in the Nile delta
3800 BC
The beginnings of Nile culture
3100-2650 BC
Archaic Period
3100 BC
Earliest evidence of hieroglyphic writingin Egypt
3100 BC
The legendary king, Menes, unites the two kingdoms of Egypt
3000 BC
Earliest evidence of sun-worship in Egypt
2700-1640 BC
Pyramid-building period; largest pyramids built for Cheops, Chephren, and Mycerinus
2550-2490 BC
Building of the pyramid tombs for Khufu (Cheops) and Khephren (Chephren), the largest of the Egyptian pyramids
2650-2134 BC
Old Kingdom; beginning of the Third Dynasty
~2630 BC
Netcherike-Djoser, pharoah who built the the "Step" pyramid
2134-2040 BC
Collapse of the Sixth Dynasty and the Old Kingdom; beginning of the First Intermediate Period
2040-1640 BC
Middle Kingdom
1700 BC
Earliest evidence of diagnostic medicine in Egypt
1640-1550 BC
Collapse of the Middle Kingdom (1640 BC; beginning of the Second Intermediate Period
1550-1070 BC
New Kingdom; temple-building period in Egypt; the Temple of Karnak built and added to all through the New Kingdom period
~1500 BC
Earliest examples of the Book of the Dead
1380 BC
Building of the Temple of Luxor by Amenhotep III
1367-1350 BC
Reign of Amenhotep IV (Akhenaton), who abandoned Egyptian polytheism for a monotheistic religion
1347-1339 BC
Reign of Tutankhamon
1182-1151 BC
Reign of Ramses III; supposed period of Hebrew migration out of Egypt to Palestine
1070-712 BC
Collapse of New Kingdom (1070 BC; Third Intermediate Period
750 BC
Conquest of Egypt by Kush under Kashta and then Piankhy
712-332 BC
Late period
~670 BC
Formation of a new Ku****e kingdom at Meroë
332 BC
Invasion of Egypt by Alexander the Great
332 BC-395 AD
Hellenistic-Roman Period
332-31 BC
Ptolemaic Egypt
285-246 BC
Reign of Ptolemy II Philadelphus, who commissioned the Greek translation of the Hebrew Torah, the Septuagint
~170 BC
Aristobolus, the first Jewish Greek philosopher, presents an explanation of Mosaic scripture to Ptolemy VI Philometor
51-30 BC
Reign of Cleopatra VII, last of the Ptolemaic monarchs of Egypt
31 BC
Battle of Actium; Cleopatra VII and Mark Antony defeated by Augustus Caesar
30 BC-395 AD
Conquest of Egypt by Augustus Caesar; Roman period
66 AD
Jewish riots against Rome in Egypt
395 AD
Roman Empire divided into two empires; Egypt controlled by Byzantium
395-641 AD
Byzantine period; Egyptian hieroglyphic writing falls out of use and soon becomes unintelligible
641 AD
Conquest of Egypt by the Muslim Arabs; Egypt becomes Islamic
1822 AD
Jean François Champollion deciphers the system of Egyptian hieroglyphic writing from the Rosetta Stone


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Mon 08/25/08 05:31 PM
Hey build ur Ark!!! The day is gonna come!!!

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Mon 08/25/08 05:35 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



it already came sweets......now they will only wish it was as quick as the flood.

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Mon 08/25/08 05:36 PM
I already built my ark!!! When the day comes ull be beggin to come in or wished that u built urs!!!! LOL

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Mon 08/25/08 05:42 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh




I will just grab your cutieful self on the way up...lol

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Tue 08/26/08 07:40 AM
Edited by SharpShooter10 on Tue 08/26/08 07:41 AM

The bible doesn't say the flood was worldwide


There would have been no reason to build an ark to save the animal kingdom if it was just a local flood. So the very idea that the animal kingdom was being saved is an automatic claim that it was a worldwide flood.

I have often argued that the flood fable was indeed sparked by a local flood, and not a global flood.

What most likely happened is that some major flood took place. A survivor wrote about the the story (or talked about it). Actually in those days it was mostly like just word of mouth, I seriously doubt that people were writing novels in those days.

What happened is that people started claiming that it was indeed a worldwide flood. So then people asked how anyone was able to survive it. Thus the story about Noah and a boat.

Then skeptics started probing further asking how the animals survived if the whole world was flooded. The boat then grew to become an Ark that could support the animal kingdom. I imagine the story contined to be refined over many generations before it was finally recorded in written form we have come to know and love. flowerforyou

hey whats up, mornin, I still believe myself that it wasn't a world flood, the animals on the ark is kinda wrong to me as well, it actually translates "Two of all flesh" including people, (different culture, races etc) but, i'll just believe what I want and let everyone else believe what they want, cause, in the end, It is only my soul I really care about, not responsible for others

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Tue 08/26/08 07:45 AM
Edited by SharpShooter10 on Tue 08/26/08 07:47 AM


My understanding sharp was that you were trying to assert that the biblical flood of Noah was indeed worldwide. Many Christians have come to that conclusion. If you do not believe this to be the case, fine. I wouldn't either based on the Egyptians alone. :tongue:

5000 BC
Earliest evidence of settled human habitation in the Nile delta
3800 BC
The beginnings of Nile culture
3100-2650 BC
Archaic Period
3100 BC
Earliest evidence of hieroglyphic writingin Egypt
3100 BC
The legendary king, Menes, unites the two kingdoms of Egypt
3000 BC
Earliest evidence of sun-worship in Egypt
2700-1640 BC
Pyramid-building period; largest pyramids built for Cheops, Chephren, and Mycerinus
2550-2490 BC
Building of the pyramid tombs for Khufu (Cheops) and Khephren (Chephren), the largest of the Egyptian pyramids
2650-2134 BC
Old Kingdom; beginning of the Third Dynasty
~2630 BC
Netcherike-Djoser, pharoah who built the the "Step" pyramid
2134-2040 BC
Collapse of the Sixth Dynasty and the Old Kingdom; beginning of the First Intermediate Period
2040-1640 BC
Middle Kingdom
1700 BC
Earliest evidence of diagnostic medicine in Egypt
1640-1550 BC
Collapse of the Middle Kingdom (1640 BC; beginning of the Second Intermediate Period
1550-1070 BC
New Kingdom; temple-building period in Egypt; the Temple of Karnak built and added to all through the New Kingdom period
~1500 BC
Earliest examples of the Book of the Dead
1380 BC
Building of the Temple of Luxor by Amenhotep III
1367-1350 BC
Reign of Amenhotep IV (Akhenaton), who abandoned Egyptian polytheism for a monotheistic religion
1347-1339 BC
Reign of Tutankhamon
1182-1151 BC
Reign of Ramses III; supposed period of Hebrew migration out of Egypt to Palestine
1070-712 BC
Collapse of New Kingdom (1070 BC; Third Intermediate Period
750 BC
Conquest of Egypt by Kush under Kashta and then Piankhy
712-332 BC
Late period
~670 BC
Formation of a new Ku****e kingdom at Meroë
332 BC
Invasion of Egypt by Alexander the Great
332 BC-395 AD
Hellenistic-Roman Period
332-31 BC
Ptolemaic Egypt
285-246 BC
Reign of Ptolemy II Philadelphus, who commissioned the Greek translation of the Hebrew Torah, the Septuagint
~170 BC
Aristobolus, the first Jewish Greek philosopher, presents an explanation of Mosaic scripture to Ptolemy VI Philometor
51-30 BC
Reign of Cleopatra VII, last of the Ptolemaic monarchs of Egypt
31 BC
Battle of Actium; Cleopatra VII and Mark Antony defeated by Augustus Caesar
30 BC-395 AD
Conquest of Egypt by Augustus Caesar; Roman period
66 AD
Jewish riots against Rome in Egypt
395 AD
Roman Empire divided into two empires; Egypt controlled by Byzantium
395-641 AD
Byzantine period; Egyptian hieroglyphic writing falls out of use and soon becomes unintelligible
641 AD
Conquest of Egypt by the Muslim Arabs; Egypt becomes Islamic
1822 AD
Jean François Champollion deciphers the system of Egyptian hieroglyphic writing from the Rosetta Stone


well Krim, i never asserted that the flood was worldwide, during yesterdays lively debates many of us read over things each of us were trying to say at one point or another. Nice research there by the way, at least you are passionate about something one way or the other even tho we are miles apart on our beliefs it seems. Don' care about the Egyptians tho, they are an old culture that has been and will remain around while always being just a base nation, never amounting to any real power or greatness

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Tue 08/26/08 08:18 AM
Are you serious? pttttfft!

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Tue 08/26/08 08:31 AM

Don' care about the Egyptians tho, they are an old culture that has been and will remain around while always being just a base nation, never amounting to any real power or greatness


I would so love you to say that where I live ...
They would rip you apart. laugh

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Tue 08/26/08 08:39 AM

Are you serious? pttttfft!
silly rabbit, of course I am

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Tue 08/26/08 09:26 AM


Don' care about the Egyptians tho, they are an old culture that has been and will remain around while always being just a base nation, never amounting to any real power or greatness


I would so love you to say that where I live ...
They would rip you apart. laugh
seriously doubt that, many have tried, drinker for real, not these silly debates we all have

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Tue 08/26/08 10:04 AM



Don' care about the Egyptians tho, they are an old culture that has been and will remain around while always being just a base nation, never amounting to any real power or greatness


I would so love you to say that where I live ...
They would rip you apart. laugh
seriously doubt that, many have tried, drinker for real, not these silly debates we all have


Your machismo stands about as high as you would if you spoke with such disrespect to my neighbours.

You are blind to the world around you.
You only see what you are programmed to.


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Tue 08/26/08 10:23 AM




Don' care about the Egyptians tho, they are an old culture that has been and will remain around while always being just a base nation, never amounting to any real power or greatness


I would so love you to say that where I live ...
They would rip you apart. laugh
seriously doubt that, many have tried, drinker for real, not these silly debates we all have


Your machismo stands about as high as you would if you spoke with such disrespect to my neighbours.

You are blind to the world around you.
You only see what you are programmed to.


might have been those Galaxy Aliens while I was being held captive by the Draconian Queenrofl

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Tue 08/26/08 10:34 AM
Your machismo stands about as high as you would if you spoke with such disrespect to my neighbours



^^^^^

Here Its referred to as "A set of Balls" and they hang low.bigsmile


see how silly this all gets, good for chits n giggles, thats about it