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Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through immigration. The officer said" Mujibar,you have passed all the tests,except there is one more. Unless you pass it,you cannot enter the United States of America."
mujibar said "I am ready" the officer said "make a sentence using the words yellow,pink,and green." Mujibar thought for a few moments and said "mister officer I am ready" The officer said "go ahead" Mujibar said "The telephone goes green,green,green and I pink it up and say, yellow this is Mujibar." ~~~Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works for a verzon wireless helpdesk. I talked to him yesterday~~~~~~ |
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I think he works in this town...lol
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naughty, naughty, but hilarious!!!!!
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Good for Mujibar. I like that, it was witty and funny and he's working after coming into the country Legally so he's not a criminal.
Good for Mujibar. |
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Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through immigration. The officer said" Mujibar,you have passed all the tests,except there is one more. Unless you pass it,you cannot enter the United States of America." mujibar said "I am ready" the officer said "make a sentence using the words yellow,pink,and green." Mujibar thought for a few moments and said "mister officer I am ready" The officer said "go ahead" Mujibar said "The telephone goes green,green,green and I pink it up and say, yellow this is Mujibar." ~~~Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works for a verzon wireless helpdesk. I talked to him yesterday~~~~~~ 
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can you hear me now?
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Hmmm! I believe I may have spoken 2 him some years back when I had that tired azz dial-up conn.He sounded like the Kwiki-Mart proprietor from The Simpson's.
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Wed 07/02/08 06:33 AM
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Mujibar was in his ESL class when he burst out in the middle of a vocabulary lesson and said, "excuse me teacher but I really got to piss"!
The teacher said, "Mujibar, the correct term is urinate. Can you use urinate in a sentence before you go to the restroom?" Mujibar (uncomfortably) thought for a minute and said, "Urinate, but if you had larger breasts you'd be a 10. Now can I piss?" |
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Mujibar was in his ESL class when he burst out in the middle of a vocabulary lesson and said, "excuse me teacher but I really got to piss"! The teacher said, "Mujibar, the correct term is urinate. Can you use urinate in a sentence before you go to the restroom?" Mujibar (uncomfortably) thought for a minute and said, "Urinate, but if you had larger breasts you'd be a 10. Now can I piss?"
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Mujibar was in his ESL class when he burst out in the middle of a vocabulary lesson and said, "excuse me teacher but I really got to piss"! The teacher said, "Mujibar, the correct term is urinate. Can you use urinate in a sentence before you go to the restroom?" Mujibar (uncomfortably) thought for a minute and said, "Urinate, but if you had larger breasts you'd be a 10. Now can I piss?" 
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i have encountered him myself....
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wtg wolf and beachfarmer!
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had to find one too
The teacher to Mujibar: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. Mujibar: I walk. You walk .... The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please. Mujibar: I run. You run ...
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had to find one too
The teacher to Mujibar: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. Mujibar: I walk. You walk .... The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please. Mujibar: I run. You run ...
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He works for All-Tel too
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