Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President.

BASHED? BECAUSE YOUR HOOD & GRILL ARE MISSING.

A stoner and drunk were walking down a hill. The drunk said, "I think
I'm gonna pretend I'm a bottle and just roll down the hill."

So he did it. The stoner thought for a minute then rolled down the hill.
When he got to the bottom, he saw the drunk was in pieces on the ground,
so he walked over to him.

The drunk looks up and says how did you make it without getting hurt?

The stoner said I pretended I was a joint!

"MICHAEL WAS NOT SAYING YOU WERE A SLACKER THAT COMMENT TO DIRECTED TO
SPAY."

Well, since these forums don't have a "quote" feature, and many people
don't take the time to reference to or about whom it is they are
speaking, it is easy to misconstrue that at times.

ROFLMAO@KEVO

yer killin' me


OldSage

Fire


Thanx Ms.Txs

way to heavy here...
this is just a topic to B.S. about...

not running for congress

SPAY NO BASHING SWEETY

BESIDES WOULD I BASH YOU

hmmmmmm?

You know you're a pothead when...

You think the song "Truckin’" by the Grateful Dead should replace the
national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don’t have
enough gas money to get home but you don’t care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on Independence Day so you
can hear the popping because you don’t have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of
rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the
cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You’re eating something on your way home thinking about what you’re
gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking
device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said
"Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o’clock in the morning.

getting sleepy Fire?
bet I know why

All this arguing is so sad.
Yeah, I contributed to some of it, but enough's enough
already.
Maybe there should be a pro-herb thread and an anti-herb thread.
Peace!

I love you people!

Txs, only if your alone or with somebody. SPAY can take it. Poor
little truck, all BASHED up. Any volunteers to put him back together??

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

that's the BEST IDEA I've heard yet

now thats what Im talking
about.......FINALLY.

Yeah I know M, Im tired and I don't even smoke pot. I
always get tired when things are heavy.

Figure since I was stoned that this would be a good forum to say hi
on...lol.

huh?
th thing said Whisper made a comment?
where is it?

Hey whisper!

oh...
that was strange...
her comment did not open,untill I made mine...


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