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Thu 09/04/14 01:40 AM
Well it depends on what your friend and lover look like, I can't just guess, give me a little information and then I'll chose one.

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Thu 09/04/14 01:39 AM
Something vague. Did I win? What do I get?!!?

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Thu 09/04/14 01:26 AM
It's not enjoyable with a 34 or 46 year old? I want to be dressed up like a baby by a older woman. That is totally normal, if she spanks me I turn her in for child abuse, the cops are always so puzzled cause I don't drop character. I'm a purist baby man, not like those weekend babies that don't poop themselves, posers.

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Wed 09/03/14 01:22 AM
I am currently in a hotel room above a bar, I could fill a bathtub with beers here if I wanted!

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Wed 09/03/14 01:17 AM
I hesitated, now I'm second place. sad

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Wed 09/03/14 01:11 AM
No one comes here anymore, it's too crowded.

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Wed 09/03/14 12:39 AM
I'm sorry to hear that, are you still with him?

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Wed 09/03/14 12:11 AM

Am akins by name,am from Nigeria.why did people and other countrys ladys out there hate Nigeria.Am real and I want everyone in this forums to respect my country for who I am.I love my country and I knw as soon as possible my country will be great.
We have a tv show with Dr. Phil and every few weeks he exposes scam artists from Nigeria. I hope you aren't one but everyone is very afraid of getting scammed. Are you a scammer? I won't tell anyone if you are but if you aren't you have no worries, we have ways of finding out.

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Tue 09/02/14 11:58 PM
Edited by FunnyJ on Wed 09/03/14 12:00 AM
I don't wanna though... I'm not a dickini man anymore... Didn't you hear? scared

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Tue 09/02/14 03:12 AM
Oh no did he see? I didn't realize anyone else commented... I'm real smart though!

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Tue 09/02/14 03:00 AM
Penguins are creepy, I only say that because of my memory of Danny Devito playing the penguin ruined them for me, creepy little bowling ball penguin man changed my zoo experience forever.

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Tue 09/02/14 02:46 AM
I've seen both actually, I saw a eagle fish when it grabbed a fish and I've seen a fish grow wings and fly away, evolution right in front of my eyes! I was like a modern Charles Darwin!slaphead

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Tue 09/02/14 02:42 AM
Everyone always tells me I'm a smart a** so I just tell them it's better then being a dumb a**! That's the sugar talking though.

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Tue 09/02/14 02:36 AM
That explains why I'm so smart cause I eats my sugar brain foods!

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Tue 09/02/14 02:31 AM
I feel like ice cream is better your way, I've always just bought what was on the shelf and looked good to me right then.

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Tue 09/02/14 02:26 AM
Scientology isn't quackery then? You are teaching me so much tonight! I've seen what pretty women do to the brain and can't imagine sugar shutting it off anymore than that! winking

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Tue 09/02/14 02:16 AM
Yeah well I have a thing about evil laughing hands... I could get hurt that way!

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Tue 09/02/14 02:15 AM
Funny guys have all the luck.sad2 well if he won't I will!

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Tue 09/02/14 02:12 AM
I've been living a lie! I always thought it was good for me! I called soooo many doctors quacks over this, I'm gonna need a box of "I'm sorry, so so very sorry" with a cute ducky saying "you're no quack!" On them.

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Tue 09/02/14 02:04 AM
Sounds like a likely story... Except I somehow feel this is a conspiracy against only me! Like you said "nope I'll make it say ' you are not eligible to contact this user' when he messages me! (evil laugh)" it's rather cruel.

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