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romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Wed 05/27/09 03:02 PM
It's 5 o clock somewhere, so the bar is open come on in

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Wed 05/27/09 03:03 PM
Hi ROMEO, I'll have a margarita, thnak you

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Wed 05/27/09 03:04 PM
a classy lady as yourself, but of course

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Wed 05/27/09 03:10 PM Edited by MelodyGirl on Wed 05/27/09 03:12 PM
Hello! I am in the mood for a Chamtini, please! 1 oz vodka 1 oz champagne 2/3 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur Hmm, or a Flirtini? I can't chose .... 1 oz. vodka 2 oz. champagne 2 oz. pineapple Juice Can I have both?

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 05/27/09 03:11 PM
How much for a lap dance?

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Wed 05/27/09 03:13 PM Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 05/27/09 03:14 PM
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? I don't know my way around the downtown area... Oh, wait a minute! Ms. SilverFox? From Channel 3 News? Wow, it's truly an honor... Will you sign my baseball cap? I'm a huge fan!

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 05/29/09 11:02 AM
you all are such kidders LOL

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Fri 05/29/09 11:06 AM
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Fri 05/29/09 11:08 AM
Shhhh...don't tell, but I just had a beer... But I will take another

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 05/29/09 11:10 AM
Shhhh...don't tell, but I just had a beer... But I will take another for you, anything my dear

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Fri 05/29/09 11:15 AM
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 That is too dang funny

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 05/29/09 12:36 PM Edited by MahanMahan on Fri 05/29/09 12:38 PM
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...! She claimed she'd take all men with any size ... ahh... what's another name for a rooster? Didn't matter big or small... She just wanted to gag on one. ...ahem... So naturally, I got all excited. After all, that was exactly what I shopping around for. So I drive all the way out there... First off, she turns out to be a he in drag. Seeing how I was so desparate and I had driven all the way out there, AND the fact that he looked passable for a female, I figured what the heck... So, to make a short story long, I pulled out my "rooster," he, she, whatever, took one look at my tiny limp noodle and told me to get out. Oh brother... I may NEVER recover from this.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Fri 05/29/09 01:50 PM
Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...! She claimed she'd take all men with any size ... ahh... what's another name for a rooster? Didn't matter big or small... She just wanted to gag on one. ...ahem... So naturally, I got all excited. After all, that was exactly what I shopping around for. So I drive all the way out there... First off, she turns out to be a he in drag. Seeing how I was so desparate and I had driven all the way out there, AND the fact that he looked passable for a female, I figured what the heck... So, to make a short story long, I pulled out my "rooster," he, she, whatever, took one look at my tiny limp noodle and told me to get out. Oh brother... I may NEVER recover from this. This is why you MUST read the profile, clearly stated is a MAN looking for some action.

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 05/29/09 05:41 PM
Michiganman, apparently you don't get it. It's not that the lady turned out to be a man, as I was willing to compromise... ...it's that I got rejected by him/her because apparently my noodle was too small even for someone who didn't care about the size...! I'm so depressed. Where are my meds?

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Fri 05/29/09 05:43 PM
Shhhh...don't tell, but I just had a beer... But I will take another for you, anything my dear Thanks Romeo

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Fri 05/29/09 05:49 PM
Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering!

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Fri 05/29/09 06:03 PM
Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering! So whatchya drinking Heather?

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Fri 05/29/09 06:05 PM
Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering! So whatchya drinking Heather? My fav.......jagermeister.........

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Fri 05/29/09 06:11 PM
Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering! So whatchya drinking Heather? My fav.......jagermeister......... OH..I can't drink that anymore. One too many bad experiences. But it was good at the time... I am drinking a glass of wine

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Fri 05/29/09 06:12 PM
I'm that way with GoldSchlager....get sick one time and it puts you off that particular brand. Lemon drops too, can't drink 'em.