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Hi-Jack this thread - part 8
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OMGarsh... Boonedog, is that really you?
*takes the potion to counter act the evil spells them wenches had put on him... Gets out of the cage with the help out Boonedog, and heads out to the clubs to find his sister Bastet...* She better not be getting it on with any guys... Oh how I wish I could turn into SuperJerk, my favorite childhood Super Hero. Then I would REALLY teach these girls a lesson... 
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And now, another hilarious Cyanide & Happiness moment...!
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Pretends to be a goody two-shoes on mingle², but her old friends from MySpace know better!
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I got insomnia, and can't sleep...
No, I don't have a Quagmire bubblehead statue, but I have an Obama one...! Do you have fond memories of the last time you were in L.A.? |
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Topic:
Hi-Jack this thread - part 8
Edited by
MahanMahan
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Mon 06/01/09 10:08 PM
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*Almost two hours later, the potion has taken full effect... He gets all dizzy, lets go of the bars and falls flat on his butt to the bottom of the cage....*
Bastet, you b**ch... *...and he passes out* |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Mon 06/01/09 10:10 PM
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I marinate it with lemon and garlic sauce, salt and pepper and cook it over an open flame, pretty much the same way I would cook a sewer rat.
Do you have a good bedtime story? I'm going to bed. |
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Awesome...
*YAWN* Well, I reckon I should go get some shut eye. It's my night off and nothing to do... Good night ya'll...! |
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Mind of a poet....
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Oh shucks...
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Well, impressive street creds. But I'm not gonna get my butt kicked any more. The 3 days a week Ji Kwon Do classes I'm taking are teaching me how to defend myself...!
I'm still a grasshopper! |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Mon 06/01/09 09:06 PM
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Yay... Disneyland. Over priced, over-rated and over crowded...!
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The boys are asleep??? At THIS hour??? 
Yeah, did you put sumptin in their drinks, like redlin or elephant tranquilizers? |
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I'm actually taking Ji Kwon Do classes. It's like Tae Kwon Do but mo' betta!
I'm studying under Master Ming who studied with a guy who used to be friends with the neighbor of a dude who's barber once cut Bruce Lee's manager's hair...! |
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Moofooga, what'choo mean street cred? What have you heard?
The only reason I got my butt kicked that time in Sylmar was cuz I had JUST gotten a manicure and a haircut and didn't wanna mess up my nails. You know? Otherwise, I coulda taken on all three of them cholos! |
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Potty Mouth Olga!
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Ello...
Who's pissin' ya off, Joy? Let me at'im... I'll moiderizie him, is what I'll do... |
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Topic:
Hi-Jack this thread - part 8
Edited by
MahanMahan
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Mon 06/01/09 08:21 PM
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All this excitement's got me all thirsty...
Oh look, the ladies left me a glass of juice. How thoughtful of them. I think I can reach it from my cage. Ahh, there, I got it. Yuck....! *pukes all over himself* You wenches poisoned me... BOONEDAWG... HELP! |
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Topic:
Hi-Jack this thread - part 8
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*After jumping up and down in the cage in a hissy fit, he realizes there is a trap door under him and so he jumps up like a chimp and holds on to the side bars...*
Saving me, Bastet? What fer? To devour me later? *ahhh, wishful thinkin'* *decided to pull out his willy and do as the chimps do when bored at the zoo...* |
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Yeah, just pop me open, I'm sealed for freshness!
Do you have any tuna-safe dophin meat in a can? |
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