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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 11:43 AM
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Is unhappy with his screen name, wishes he could change it.
owns his own business: 10,000 Screen Names for Chatrooms, only $9.95 per name. And just for the free advertisement, I got 3 free screen names for you: SORRY, Jhavez IS ALREADY IN USE BY ANOTHER USER. PLEASE CHOOSE FROM ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: Jhavez_2009 Jhavez_Jhavez JhavezSexy69 |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 11:32 AM
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Don Jhavez has Doña Jhavez barried in the back yard under the rose bushes.
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Plays the ukelele whilst singing "La Cucaracha". is known in town as the Chocolate Whisperer. She talks to her candy bars! |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 11:25 AM
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If I buy 5 hoola hoops, will you throw in a Philipino girl that speaks not a word of English?
(make sure she's over 18 and likes lollipops) 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 11:57 AM
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Isn't that pics of that "gossip girl" How do you tell spam? I really don't know First off, you gotta be a guy to be able to tell. I'll show ya how you can tell; The pic is of a super dooper model, not a real pic taken by a girl looking in the mirror, camera in hand, it's professionally taken. Then, the profile is too good to be true, what 21 yr old super dooper model looking socialite is in such dire need of a date that she needs to get on mingle²? Seriously! Then, Tammy, you gotta admit, most ya'll wimmins write on your profile intimidating stuff like; if you're a cheater get off my page, if you're married keep looking, if you're fat and ugly don't contact me. While the spam profiles read like every man's fantasy; I love all men big and small, I love to laugh and have sex, I love to just have fun... I love lollipops... Catchin' on, dear Tammy? |
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I like SPAM...!
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Has a crush on the Count from Sesame Street...!
(hey Jen, feeling better today?) 
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Topic:
Twilight
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still has his Superman underoos which he keeps in a safety deposit box at his local WaMu bank.
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Topic:
Somebody has to say it!
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I'm calling the cops What are you going to call them? Don't Panic! I'd call them swines! Gimme a scooby snack and I'll skoosh! |
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Mexican Mob Boss
"Viva La Familia" |
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Mr. Jellyneck
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im not playing anymore - the only person who gives me a name is chimp For Billy: Svetlana Suvolinsky |
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Kenneth Bianchi
(but his buddies call him Steve) |
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Mr. Kaputnik
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 10:42 AM
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Muahahahahahaaha! 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 06/02/09 09:46 AM
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Yes it was...
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Oh no... My secret identity has been revealed.
What do I do now? Oh I know, I'll pop this zit on my butt! 
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Uninhibited SEX*
*and lots of it...! |
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