Community > Posts By > rocketman1872
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The Parrot
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A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot that costs a thousand dollars.He walks up to the clerk and asks"whats so special about that parrot.The clerk replies"well this isnt any ordinary parrot this parrot can sing."the guy replies "what a load of bull.the clerk replies "watch ill prove it to you.So he says to the parrot "ok petey sing for the man.So the parrot starts singing tune from metallica.the guy amazed beyond belief tells the clerk"i gotta have that bird.So he buys it and takes it home,and later on that night while partying with his buddies the man tells them that his bird can sing.His one buddy says"bull**** .So the man looks at the bird and says ok petey sing for the guys.The bird doesnt do anything and the man gets irritated and says"petey i told you to sing damnit.The bird still doesnt do anything,so the mangets pissed and kicks the bird in his fire place.And all at once the bird starts singing"CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE MY BALLS ARE BURNING NEAR MY NOSE.
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Horror Movies
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What is the best horror movie you have ever seen.Mine is (HALLOWEEN)the new Rob Zombie version
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hi
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Good what about you?
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Good Morning
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Is that an invitaion
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Anything from Stephen King.Especially (Dream Catcher)
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Good Morning
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In the 70s,do you wanna trade me places.
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Simple Misunderstanding
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lmao
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What Women Really Mean
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That does help cooly.
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Dance Movie
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Yeah i watched it but it wasnt as good as the first.
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Rude But Funny Jokes
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lmao.
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Revenge Marine Style
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Blonde Driver
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Very funny.lmao
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Too few
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Ill drink to that
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Dance Movie
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Great minds think alike reed
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Dance Movie
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I would have to say............Save The Last Dance is the best ive ever seen.
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Cheating
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Amen to that rockman
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CHANGE
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Nicely put Ken
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Cheating
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AWWWWWWWWWWW Danette im so sorry to hear that.Ill be your friend.
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