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Sat 01/05/08 09:12 AM
A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot that costs a thousand dollars.He walks up to the clerk and asks"whats so special about that parrot.The clerk replies"well this isnt any ordinary parrot this parrot can sing."the guy replies "what a load of bull.the clerk replies "watch ill prove it to you.So he says to the parrot "ok petey sing for the man.So the parrot starts singing tune from metallica.the guy amazed beyond belief tells the clerk"i gotta have that bird.So he buys it and takes it home,and later on that night while partying with his buddies the man tells them that his bird can sing.His one buddy says"bull**** .So the man looks at the bird and says ok petey sing for the guys.The bird doesnt do anything and the man gets irritated and says"petey i told you to sing damnit.The bird still doesnt do anything,so the mangets pissed and kicks the bird in his fire place.And all at once the bird starts singing"CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE MY BALLS ARE BURNING NEAR MY NOSE.

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Sat 01/05/08 08:59 AM
What is the best horror movie you have ever seen.Mine is (HALLOWEEN)the new Rob Zombie version

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Sat 01/05/08 08:57 AM
Good what about you?

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Sat 01/05/08 08:55 AM
Is that an invitaion

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Sat 01/05/08 08:54 AM
Anything from Stephen King.Especially (Dream Catcher)

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Sat 01/05/08 08:50 AM
In the 70s,do you wanna trade me places.

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Fri 01/04/08 11:17 AM
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Fri 01/04/08 11:13 AM
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Fri 01/04/08 11:05 AM
That does help cooly.laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/04/08 11:01 AM
Yeah i watched it but it wasnt as good as the first.

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Fri 01/04/08 11:00 AM
lmao.laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/04/08 10:59 AM
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Fri 01/04/08 10:58 AM
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Fri 01/04/08 10:56 AM
Very funny.lmaolaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/04/08 10:54 AM
Ill drink to that drinker drinker

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Fri 01/04/08 10:54 AM
Great minds think alike reed laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 01/04/08 10:53 AM
I would have to say............Save The Last Dance is the best ive ever seen.

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Fri 01/04/08 10:43 AM
Amen to that rockman

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Fri 01/04/08 10:42 AM
Nicely put Ken :smile:

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Fri 01/04/08 10:40 AM
AWWWWWWWWWWW Danette im so sorry to hear that.Ill be your friend.flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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