Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

lmao.

good ones

Thanks guys had to mix em yp a bit

Cooly

Who cares if the jokes are crude and sick, they make for laughter and that counts.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

This is the best you have posted. Keep em coming.