Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

lmao

i think i just peed a little!lol

lmao

LMAO with ya'll there
thanks everybody, thought I heard it all
Cooly

good one

lol, I need to go change my pants

Thanks lightvoice, ladyblack & wonder
glad ya liked
Cooly

Cooly your do bad lol. must be why i keep coming back

Too funny!!!!

Mustang

OMG....that was hilarious...needed the laugh since my baby isn't here....thanks Cooly.

me too !!!

thanks everybody, just gotta wonder

Cooly