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Wed 07/08/09 02:37 PM





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that's pretty much how it went when I joined the military (a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...)


you had an afro!?!?


damn near ... at least, my dad used to tease me along those lines



that is sooooooo HAWT!!!!

drool drool drool drool drool



LMAO rofl ... if you say so

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Wed 07/08/09 02:36 PM

okay, so...i like it. a LOT.

your head is very well-shaped, so you're one of the men that can carry that look off without looking goofy.

um, don't forget sunscreen, or you might regret it.



<<< sooooo NOT one of those men!

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Wed 07/08/09 02:25 PM



Before

During

After



that's pretty much how it went when I joined the military (a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...)


you had an afro!?!?


damn near ... at least, my dad used to tease me along those lines

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Wed 07/08/09 02:21 PM

Before

During

After



that's pretty much how it went when I joined the military (a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...)

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Wed 07/08/09 02:18 PM


calling women burros?!?

Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol


If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard
I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots.




one who is perpetually single for life.

slaphead



rofl rofl how very true rofl rofl

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Wed 07/08/09 01:42 PM

calling women burros?!?

Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol


If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard
I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots.






Take nothing that will weigh you down so that you can run, run like the wind

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Wed 07/08/09 12:24 AM
Brownsville Station - Smokin' in the Boys' Room

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Wed 07/08/09 12:22 AM
Asunción

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Wed 07/08/09 12:21 AM
Twilight Zone

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Tue 07/07/09 11:48 PM

So I agree w/ one of the other posts, how do you know they are shallow and selfish if they don't message you? I bet the reason they don't message you back is b/c they are so hot, that they're getting tons of messages and just don't have the time to reply to EVERYONE, & often when you reply it starts a chain of communication that they are just not interesting in having. Just keep trying, it doesn't matter how many write you back, it matters that the right one writes you back!!!!



Well said, Beachy ... you should join us here more often! flowerforyou

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Tue 07/07/09 11:45 PM

Reminder: Posting pictures that are inappropriate and then removing them is still a violation of Mingle2 rules.

Be well,

Lori
Moderator




... just when you thought they'd forgotten about us ... smokin

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Tue 07/07/09 10:01 PM
Edited by Anonimoose on Tue 07/07/09 10:03 PM
Not that difficult, actually ...

to make a link active in these forums, just stick the tag [ url ] on the front and [ /url ] on the back (without the spaces ... putting spaces in was the only way I could get them to show up and not turn everything in between into a "link" that would have gone nowhere) ... that's all I did

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Tue 07/07/09 09:07 PM




Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and a smile:wink: happy

flowerforyou (((Marge)))smooched flowerforyou


:laughing: Has Mike been talking to you? laugh

smokin Zepplin boxers bigsmile

flowerforyou I have missed you...((((Ed))))smooched


flowerforyou I have missed you too (((Marge)))smooched

It is a pleasure seeing you on-line.flowerforyou

I guess it was a good guess. Most folks from your area are Leafs fans. Cleveland doesn`t have a NHL team anymore. Columbus and Pittsburgh do.

You may shoot me, but I`m a Pittsburgh Pens fan.drinker drinks


Silk striped pyjama's and a top hat

flowerforyou Ed,
I cheered for the Pens in the Stanley Cup this year, I couldn't stand the idea of the Red Wings winning again.drinker

It was great seeing Crosby lift that cup over his handsome head.

We have season tix to the Leafs but 41 years since a Cup is beyond drought season!!frustrated




I certainly understand the frustrated

My football team is the Eagles ... three titles, last one in 1960, several years before the Super Bowl era began grumble frustrated

My hockey team is the Blues ... appeared in the SC Finals their first three seasons in the NHL, got swept all three times, and haven't been back since grumble frustrated

My only saving grace is that my baseball team is the Cardinals, but even they just ended a 24-year drought without a WS Championship! [But they are the only team in the major leagues besides the Yankees with double-digit WS titles!]

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Tue 07/07/09 08:44 PM
Edited by Anonimoose on Tue 07/07/09 08:44 PM

she'll run for vice-president some day



Perhaps, like our current VP, she'll tell somebody in a wheelchair to "stand up!" :laughing:

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Tue 07/07/09 08:41 PM

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.



I've heard/read this several times, and it still makes me smile every time! shades

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Tue 07/07/09 08:13 PM

Colorado found an out for that. They can't increase taxes here by much because of a law we voted in so they are now increasing fees on everything associated with the government.

I do understand why we need the increases with population growth so I believe we should increase taxes and cover the programs we have.



The problem with that is that, historically, lowering taxes has proven to increase revenues substantially, due to people being more willing to take risks like opening new businesses or hiring more employees for an existing business. When taxes are raised, or if there is the fear that they will be raised, people will be much tighter-fisted with their money and the economy will be, at best, stagnant.

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Tue 07/07/09 07:57 PM
"chow"

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 07/07/09 07:51 PM

Biggest turnoff about a profile is anyone under age 25 with kids. It is disturbing.



huh



While I'm certainly not looking for someone under 25 at this point, if I were, it definitely wouldn't bother me if she had children. I'm trying to figure out exactly what would be "disturbing" about that ...

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Tue 07/07/09 07:44 PM


profiles?

I just ill threw up in my mouth a bit..

One thing that totally turns me OFF in profiles that I read, that view me or want to "match" with me: "I love to please, looking for a woman who loves to be pleased". ill slaphead ill

What turns you off?


The fact that 97.3% of them are all exactly the same 12-15 cliches randomly assembled in slightly different orders....

The fact that few bother to say anything about themselves, about who they are, why they're here, what they're looking for....

The fact that no thought goes into the summary, into the pics, into anything....

The fact that most profiles are slightly less comprehensible than one written by a blindfolded duck....

The fact that people will post pics of more than one person, and never bother to say which one the profile belongs to....

I really could write a book....




That's always great when you get to guess, isn't it? I've seen some profiles (here and other sites) that have ONE picture, and there are multiple women in the picture ... and no indication as to which one is the one writing the profile! rant frustrated

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Tue 07/07/09 05:47 PM
I've looked at a bunch that have posted today ... I finally found one that says "Seen within the last day" ... so obviously you don't always have to wait that long to know. However, it took going through several profiles before I found that one. Perhaps a lot of people have that particular notification turned off. If that's the case, then you'll actually have to step out and message them if you want to find out whether they're active or not. If you don't hear anything back from them, you have your answer. Just don't freak out about it.

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