Topic: If you were president
Trevor_Mallow's photo
Tue 07/07/09 03:06 PM
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 07/07/09 03:08 PM
I dunnoo...

LET THE WORSHIP BEGIN!

Lets see what happens.

wannacuddlewthme's photo
Tue 07/07/09 03:29 PM
Legalize it

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 07/07/09 03:32 PM
Yeah howdy!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Tue 07/07/09 05:01 PM
i'd fuk off

120557's photo
Tue 07/07/09 06:04 PM
I'd fire all the polititians and look for some honest people!!!!!!!!

no photo
Tue 07/07/09 06:12 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Anonimoose's photo
Tue 07/07/09 08:41 PM

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.



I've heard/read this several times, and it still makes me smile every time! shades

funnydude's photo
Wed 07/08/09 08:10 AM

I'd fire all the polititians and look for some honest people!!!!!!!!
all the honest poeple are too busy working to pay taxes