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People wonder why some of us
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Please! If men wanted to sleep alone, they wouldn't want women for sex in the first place! Quite a few men want the sex and then want the woman gone so they can sleep alone... I'm sure the same is true for women. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ditto , to that myself I love the cuddling ect that comes later. And even the mornings even more.......  
Let's hear it for mornings! 
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since we all seem
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engelbert humperdinck, hey i sing women to sleep after the lovin cause i want to get the hell out of there 
"... and I know that my schlong isn't doin' anything new Oh, but after the lovin', I'll fall asleep on you ..." When I was in college, I DJ'd in a karaoke bar ... there was a guy I knew who sang that song with lyrics like those above ... that's all I remember, though 
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I need to figure out a way
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Oh what does this mean great Waterloo? You've never seen Back to the Future? No I never did ok so I can't contribute. LOL Never? 
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warning!
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I don't even know what a gommet is
grommit~ type of nome umm ... no fullmoonfairy, do you have (or have you at least seen) a shower curtain with the little metal rings at the top to put the shower curtain hooks through? Those little metal rings are grommets. |
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Hmmm ya'll have given me a lot to think about. Thank you we aim to please 
I thought women couldn't aim, Calleigh ... |
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People wonder why some of us
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Please! If men wanted to sleep alone, they wouldn't want women for sex in the first place! That's not tr....... 
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It was an attempt to be funny, moose, just a joke. Psst ... I know 
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so ummm yea
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Wherever you go, there you are! 
Just hold up there, jane ... that's WAY too deep for these boards! Sorry Anonimoose---let me fix it Wherever you are, is where you went. Better? 
That's borderline, but they might be able to handle that one ...
Oh alright, but only because you asked-- This place you're at now, it's the place after the other place you were before Now that one HAS to do it
Remember, those "You Are Here" notifications on mall directories prompts some of these folks to think "how did they know?" ... don't assume anything!
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I don't hate anyone. I despise a few people here and there, but not just because they are a specific race or have a specific religion, just because they're jerks. 
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so ummm yea
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Wherever you go, there you are!
Just hold up there, jane ... that's WAY too deep for these boards! Sorry Anonimoose---let me fix it Wherever you are, is where you went. Better?
That's borderline, but they might be able to handle that one ...
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Why
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Don't they know it's the end of the world? Oh wait, I thought you were looking for someone to finish the song 
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine"
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I don't hate Indians at all. I can't speak for others, though. It's sad to see that there is still so much racism these days.
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 Racsism (as we know it)did not exist in the ancient world and neither did homophobia
ooooooooo i wanna be an ancient greek 
TMI TMI TMI!!!!!!
it is not TMI. TMI is when i tell u what i wanna do as an ancient greek and it aint eat moussaka!
Yeah see...I was one step ahead of you there. Because my mind immediately made that connection without you even telling me. And now I might never, ever be able to have sex ever again.
I'm guessing that if you ever wish to try, though, you'd find at least a few volunteers to help you with that amongst these boards ...
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so ummm yea
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Wherever you go, there you are!
Just hold up there, jane ... that's WAY too deep for these boards! |
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so ummm yea
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This from the president and founder of the "Arrogant, Narcissistic, Conceited Jerk" club. (You can tell he's a member mainly because he's a good speller) Although it really is more of the anti-clique. Everyone is welcome, but few actually want to join. Maybe they're too intimidated by the veiled references to goatification.... See, there's one of those esoteric inside jokes I mentioned earlier..... 
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so ummm yea
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Well I guess posting often is the way to go. Just a little scared to post where my input may not be welcome. Guess only being active here will change that :) Everybody's input is welcome. ... with perhaps one or two exceptions 
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warning!
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HEY!!! There is nothing random about girly junk!!!! 
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warning!
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Heard a story about a woman that sued (and won) a maker of spermicidal jelly because she got pregnant despite using said product...claimed the warning label didn't specify to use it vaginally so she was eating it on her toast. True story. Der
Here's an idea ... anyone that stupid who wins such a lawsuit should be **ahem** "removed" from society, and whatever the damages are should be awarded to their next of kin ... if they have no "next of kin", then it should be awarded to a charity that has as its goal to prevent stupid people from breeding. |
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am i cute or not?
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just let me know what you think if your a girl or a guy... 
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that made no sense at all. let us know how your date with him goes.
lmao!! NO WAY! My response was, "I only see one jackass here and it's not me..." and sent him on his merry way with the block button. I mean, is a line like that supposed to make women swoon?
Y'mean it doesn't???  Damn, and I was gonna use that ... now I gotta come up with something else! 
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