I won't waste any more money on it.. Thor without a hammer?...

That is okay I have enough azz for both of us

Why do MEN! think they can have women move into their home and live in their ex-wife's house who left them or who had died 6months ago or 3 yrs ago. Yet all her stuff is still in the house. Down to her hairbrush!

Why? it puzzles me, why does the man not understand that to start NEW means you sell your home and buy a new home for your New Wife to be~

How simple is this: Yes it takes a few months even 4 or 6months but the outcome of making a new home together with only you and her brand new memories. Is the sacrifice too great to find your last love to make love under the stars and swim in a pool at midnight.

Men are so funny, do they really think they can get away with this, have you not moved in and out of a woman's house in the last 3 or 10yrs. Think about what it is like to live with her children her house and her stuff and all you do? is come with a suitcase. You dumped your apartment thinking you can start over-taking the cheap way out. Find a woman and Move in with Her, and let her pay your way. You get sexy romance and its free right! But at what cost to your self-respect and dignity! You hate the rules and the work, the fighting, and loudness that within a short time you have moved out!

Or the women move in with you, into the house you created with your wife, every time she stands in the bathroom your eyes think of your ex-wife, everytime she is in the kitchen cooking, a flashback of your sweet wife making your pumpkin pie. These memories last a lifetime in a man's mind. The women cry's she cannot live up to your dead wife's image and divorces you within 3 yrs or less.

Why do you think men need Magazines to express themselves, they must have an image. That is why a 75yr old man can still see in his mind the first day he met his wife and from that day on no other women can fulfill that image.

That is what is so hard in this day and age, its the image of the Man or Women you fell in love with and you go searching for the same type of women thinking you are going to find your dead wife or your first love.

Women are not like this, we do not hang on to old images. WE MAKE NEW IMAGES of the NEW MAN we are with. That is why we are as special as gold a jewel in stone. That is the reason why women can love a man and when her husband leaves her or dies, she can pull her self up after a few years and move on to find another great man. Yes! the man will be as night to day is the opposite of her first or second.

Women have a gift, we make every day special and no day is the same, we are the reason men want women. We are Beautiful in our body's and in our minds, it doesn't matter if we have aged or gotten rounder we still have a heart of feathers to lighten a hard days work when the man comes home and wants dinner on the table, a massage, and drinks on the patio looking at a sunset, and discussing his day with stupid coworkers or arrogant bosses or even employees who have given him a run for his money.

Women take there husbands frustrations and ease them with cookies and cakes, with bubble baths, and a hot night under the fireplace. Women make life so much better and each woman is different not two alike.

some men have little black books with over 300 to 4000 check marks and remarks of all the women he has dated.

Other men are too shy and they never marry, they never seem to want to have a committed marriage, they go their entire life always thinking unworthy or fear they cannot measure up to a wife's image.

Some men have secrets in the bedroom and become who they really are and many wifes accept this and let them be beautiful as they are inside and out in their minds. The wifes go shopping with or for them so the man who is a woman can live a fantasy that exists for them.

Some men are so Funny that they make their wife's pee and they think it is funny, The jokes and the sarcasm is like laughter all day and night, the hours and hours of the same joke over and over for 50yrs, Yet the wife loves them so much and would listen another 50yrs to them.

Some men work from 4 am to 10 pm making his career get off the ground, he thinks and thinks and the wife understands, she brings him sandwiches and coffee and leaves him alone, and when he is ready and leaves his office she is waiting for him with a hot bath, and kiss.

Some men are active and sports on the brain, Cars, and Bikes, toy trains, these hobbies, and leisure time takes a hard days work and turns it into a weekend event, camping and fishing so relaxing to a mans mind, riding a dirtbike as fast as he can, sitting in a boat for hours and hours or building a model plane to fly in the sky. These men and their wifes understand the joy, the fun and the reason why they work so much for money does not grow on trees. The husband has Toys and The wifes know he is a boy who will never grow old he is young at heart and she likes it that way for he treated her like a Queen. She gets her nails done, hair was done and spa's on the side, she has a beautiful home and shopping in her right hand. These are long-lasting marriages the best of them all if you ever find this man he might never be around they are 1 to 500,000. Good luck girls. He has a wife you will find out. His wife would be a fool to leave a man like this.

There is another kind of man, a man who heals the world, the body's, the soul, he helps everyone and anyone he can, he is most likely a doctor, or a lawyer, or a Phycoligest, a Pharmacist, Science in people or animals or plants and trees. These men are one of a kind, the hours and hours of work they put into others to ask for nothing in return. The wife of this man must never be jealous of this man is as kind as the easter bunny and better than Santa Clause. His wife has everything she could ever ask for and maybe too much to keep her for long her mind just might explode of all the knowledge her husband has in his mind. Not much this woman can do but to have a nice dinner, a clean home and a passion in the bedroom that will make her husband happy and keep him around for 53 years.

The poor man's life, this man has been married more than 3 times, he goes from state to state, or city to city, he searches for something he can not find never being satisfied with anything. He eats whatever he can find and uses all his friends and family to the last dime. His wife lives a hard life of Dreams that never come true, all the promises are faded by each day that passes. He can not understand why he is so lost in his mind an soul.
Its because he never allowed himself to be loved! He never thought he was good enough, never worked hard enough to reap the fortune he thought he deserved.

So many types of men in the world and so many different women yet to just find one woman is harder than looking in a haystack for a pin. One might think it is simple but that dang pitchfork got him in the end.

See how simple it is for women to love a man and put up with all his transgressions, all his desires and all his fantasies, all his dreams, and all his millions of ideas. The women know men only because they gave birth to a little baby boy, and they raised that boy to become a man!

While the man was not around when his daughter was growing up, He was at work day after day, working hard to put a roof over his wife's and children's heads, giving them whatever they want. But he felt there was nothing for him and everything he did was for them. His happy moments were on Fathers Day when the kids and wife gave him gifts.

Women, Birth and Raise Little girls and little boys to become Men and Women, so if you men think we have no clue who you just remember one thing, we know how you were raised for we have spoken to your Mother, Sisters, Brothers, and Friends. While you have no clue to why we love you in the end.

The End!

P.s. You ask? "But why do they love us"! Because we just do! That is how simple a woman really is. But men make us out to be so complex we are not Trigonometry!

Nope nope nope.. I value virginity Nbsb (no bf since birth)... I'll just give my whole self to my future husband (if I'll have)... I don't like that 1 night stand

Some men like a 'feathered nest'... lucky girls who have such a guy... they save a fortune on razors and stuff.
People with shares in Wilkinson and Gillette are laughing.
Sex is the only industry that always sells for sure! Who would've thought razors would become part of the sex industry

So... we have razors, 50 Shades of Grey, what would be next I wonder? I doubt it even matters, as long as you flog it the right way...

me too... but i'm not a nerd...

Women don't always wear underwear like a Victoria secrets model ...


Sometimes we want cheap comfy cotton .. that kind that rips easily

Nov 19 is international men's day . It also happens to be world toilet day .but that is just a coincidence


So .. how shall we celebrate ???

Men .. how would you like to be surprised

: want to play a mind game