.. yeah but that only stops the semen from leaving Port but I think the Goldfish still can swim..freely..lmao

..hmmm.. you're probably right. I'll ask if she'll dye her hair blonde...for me..
Wink wink.lol

Just hope they don't look at my coat..
Lol..

.. sure I'll check on them.. sheep will be a nice change for me...lol... all fluffy and soft...lol

Okay!!.. that's even too much of a visual for me..lol..

Ummm... it was prison not a cave out in the middle of the wilderness...lol
Condoms are available everywhere..
Pretty much how they smuggle everything in.. through swallowed condoms... play safe in and out of prison..lmao..

Starting to think I'm the wrong gender I can't find a woman to have fun with me for the life of me
....lol..jk.

Spin the bottle

.. curls up in the fetal position on the couch.. clinging to his blankie.. and Kleenex box... yes severely traumatized..
Prison is no place for someone like me..
I'm too good looking for prison... all those big gorillas . With their hairy knuckled .hands try to grab at me.. like I was the newest piece of candy on the Shelf...
. Frightening I tell you.. tears streaming down my cheeks.. absolutely traumatized..lol

..lol.. oh there isn't a box big enough.. to hold what I would send you..
Wink..lol.... how big a box would you need to hold all the happiness in the world..
Hahaha.. that was so sugary sweet I think I got a cavity..lol

In prison !!..probably somebody with big hairy knuckles..lol.. and yes I'm talking about the warded.. she's a big girl..lol

Well.. I can wish to have a smaller package to go inside the Box all I want ..but wishing isn't going to make it happen..lol...
I just hate shipping Xmas presents oversee for Christmas... next year I'm just sending cash..lol

Thinking.. how can I get this big box into my car... I knew I should have went with two smaller boxes.. but sometimes it's easier just to put. It all into one big box..
.. whoever said a big box is better than a small box.. probably never had to put their big box in a car...lol

.. yes!! But even when I wasn't being naughty.. and that wasn't nice..lol..

..hi
U.. and good to be home

.. I got that gift already a few years ago.. but it was broken defected had to send it back..... all needy and clingy.. always needing fresh batteries.. a Real drain on the pocketbook.. always needing new Barbie doll outfits... matching Handbags and shoes.... and sure once in awhile she would give me a gift... of peace and quiet..lol.... this year I want something more realistic..

. A little tired malnourished.. and dehydrated.. but overall grateful..
To all my supportive friends and family who came and visited me... during this difficult difficult time.... during my incarceration..
If it wasn't for their support and strength I don't know what I would have done..

Oh and I also want to thank Bubba.. and Rico.and. Julio.... throwing up a little D block gang sign their way... thanks for having my back..
Oh and I left you both a little something..
In The Hideout spot..wink wink.. that's right!! my commissary ratione of bubble gum and chocolate bars.. B***h..es... enjoy and thanks again

.. in a way you might say so .. divorce from the State pen the big house..
.. okay well it's really not that big of a pen..
Pretty sure it was just the broom closet across from mingle Administration.. but still insufferable..lol

.. gets up off his knees.. starts walking and.. stripping out of his prison Orange mustard yellow really. Jumpsuit.. as he walks towards the limo.. gets to the limo door uses it to balance himself as he pulls his prison-issue work boots up through the legs of his jumpsuit... turns around wearing nothing but his tighty-whities and the prison-issued work boots . Well facing the prison.. with one swift motion removes the tighty whities.. throws them on top of the now crumpled up jumpsuit. On the ground before him..then. smiles and says loudly .. towards the prison ...I'm ..keeping the work boots !!they're rather comfortable... you know what you can do with this other stuff...lol..and ps.. a little fabric softener goes a long ways by the way..omg.. that outfit is so itchy...lol

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