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Topic:
ELong Tusk...modern apeman
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That's what I like about you tech savvy guys..
You can have a conversation between yourselves and nobody around you has an idea of what you're talking about...lol Besides we all know the pesky problem of gravity will be solved soon...lol... hello what was George Jetson's wife's name??.. she was smoking hot...lol |
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And is it just me or does anybody else feel like this conversation just got a little creepy..lol
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Edited by
no1phD
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Wed 10/11/17 03:51 PM
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Offline I would have to chase them down use chloroform on them
You are such a modern man, I still believe in the caveman way, Bonk Bonk, then grab a handfull of hair and drag her back to my mancave. Some things should never be modernized... 
One deep wiff. and they're in the.bag..lol The tag and bag method I call it |
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Topic:
Why Have Women Gone Feral?
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And you will notice I said women not little girls..noooo.. that would be creepy
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Topic:
Why Have Women Gone Feral?
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All I can say to this topic is nothing wrong with women dressing a little sleazy ...sometimes..... I have so little to live for let's not take that away from me shall we..lol... where did I put my Kleenex box..now...lol
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Online dating is changing the nature of society..
I'll say it's a lot easier to convince a woman To come to my place... and then lock her in my sub basement... online then it is offline.. Offline I would have to chase them down use chloroform on them... lock them into my trunk of my car... and then there's all the screaming and shouting..omg... So much easier online..lol.. of course I'm only kidding I use a van not the trunk of a car..lol |
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How truly lucky/blessed I am to have someone so amazing in my life... . Sounds like someone's got a man friend.. Lucky fella.... anybody I know???. |
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Topic:
A reacher or settler
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Reacher are settler..?
Hmmm.. well sometimes I like a reach-around...but.. other times I settle for the normal way... Is there a normal way???... Is this microphone even on?? test test 123.. test.... why do I bother!! nobody bloody well listens to me anyways...lol |
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Topic:
Lusted After
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Speaking of lusted-after..
Don't you just love it when scammers participate in the forms..hmm.. it adds such a Nuance of realism to the whole thing.. Lol.... mama says be careful what you wish for.. wait a minute!!!. She never said that.. All she ever said to me was.. Omg are you still here!!!!.. when you going to move out.... I want my sewing room back lmao.. |
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Topic:
How to catch a man .....
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How to catch a man..
The same way women have been doing it since the start of time.. Flash a bit of skin flash a nice smile.. Dote over him cook for him sex him up.. And then once you caught him.. You slowly make all the above disappear.. overtime..... women such tricky creatures..lol |
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First thought this morning..
Hmmm.. now how did I get my hand stuck in there???..lol |
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Topic:
friendship
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.. I need to find three more marbles.
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Topic:
note to self
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Note to self ...next time make sure you're tucked in all the way before you zip up
Ouch ))))))..son of a box of raisins))))...lmao Wink |
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Topic:
Modern Day Myths...
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Holds his hands far apart from each other and says
I swear to God it was this big. Lol |
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Topic:
a woman's nightly prayer.
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A woman's nightly prayer..
Came running into topic room as fast as I could..yup . It is about me!!..lol.. well all except for the thinks before he speaks part.. Sooo..not my Style..lol..wink |
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I feel rejected every time I go outside to play with the family dog ..and he sits there looking around like he's waiting for someone else to come out and play..
And then he gives me a look like.. Omg.. okay!!..if I really have to!! Let's Play.. and get this over with.... but I swear to God if somebody else walks in the yard I'm ditching your *** for them.. 
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Edited by
no1phD
on
Tue 10/10/17 03:43 PM
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. This message is going out there to that very special someone..ohhh yeah!! you know who you are...
Chicka boom chicka boom chicka boom.. Yeah!...wink wink... |
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I feel rejected every time my mother slaps me in the face.. ouch but mama what did I do???..... you didn't do anything Junior except be born....lol...hahaha...ha
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Topic:
Open relationship
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Ummm.. I'm confused is open relationship..
Just a nice way of saying cheating..??? Hmmmm. |
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Topic:
How to spend leisure time
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How to spend Leisure Time.
Slides a box of Kleenex across the table to the Op... pretty sure you'll figure out what to do with this...lol..jk.. |
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