.. and yes you are a bad boy next time bring bubble gum or a chocolate bar
Now.go sit in the corner.. and think about what you did wrong..lol..jk

. It's date local chat global..lol

I feel pretty good!!.. spent the evening with two awesome women... and no !..not like that.. a very beautiful lady and her Charming daughter.. it was a very pleasant evening

How to catch a man..
First dig a big pit fill it with ice cold water..
Then stand naked behind the pit..
Wait for men to come running.. up to you and then falls in the pit.. when he hits the ice cold water.. it will knock the eagerness out of him.. then simply slip on a house coat over your naked body.. Crouch down to the rim of the pit.. and yell down to him so are you ready to talk about our real feelings now.. you know!! really get to know each..lol

I don't really try to impress my date by taking her someplace over the top...
I find a nice quiet restaurant works best someplace you can get to know each other a little.. generally 7 in the evening is best
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What makes you the happiest?

Talking with her late at night

..ohh.. I don't have too many moments of failure.. now I do have moments of failure to achieve lift off..

Lol.. but there was this one time that I sent something to somebody that was meant for someone else..... let's just say my mother wasn't impressed...lmao.wink.wink..

When was the last moment of..

Of what?..

Of eating a piece of pie..
Of.. diving off of a diving board
Of.. having sex...
Well if that's the question ...a long long time ago.. a really really really long time ago...

I can't even remember that's how long ago.

Lol..wink.

Put a big cowboy hat on and stand on one leg that should do it... okay maybe try blowing a bubble gum bubble at the same time.. if that doesn't get them beating down your door well I don't know what would
.lol.jk.

Is there any other way to look at someone..
Hmmm.. Im to sexy from my clothes to sexy for my clothes..ohhh.. something something.. can never remember how that song goes

Just thinking about getting through my day..

Looks at himself in the mirror... okay I promise I'll respect myself in the morning..lol

.. I always participate
. My designer shirts are so tight any stiff breeze .and my nipples are as hard as arock
Lol.... that reminds me where did I put my mice traps..lol.wink

I don't know about the rest of the man but it does matter to me.. I don't wanna be driving for hours to meet someone

Ohhh..well. I was going to say something but now I have to go think about it..lol

Hope I'm sending good vibes.?.. I don't know but my head hurts and my eyes are starting to bleed..omg.. now my ears are bleeding.. I think you're sending the Darth Vader vibe... please I beg of you !!!stop it..omg my beer can just crushed itself in front of me...nooooo... for the love of all things holy...stop..lol

.. slapping his own knees laughing hard..omg thats so so so...hahaha..funny.. wait a minute !!..let me catch my breath I'm laughing so hard..omg..omg...what a great. Response..ohh ohh no.. I think I peed just a little bit..your way funny the people give you credit for...lol.........jk..

..ummm... I can only imagine it would be chaotic white noise... with the odd butterfly passing through.. warm breezes....
And a overwhelming feeling to be doing something all the time.. even if it's just chatting to a complete stranger.

Lol.. mixed in with the feeling that one gets when they're not sure if they unplugged the curling iron or not..lmao

. Excuse me mademoiselle..
I must beg your pardon...ma cherie

Perfect date..
Your having a great hair day you have on the perfect casual formal outfit you can go anywhere dressed like this.
She is experiencing the same thing on her side great hair day shoes that matcha match her outfit.. or handbag..lol..

Both looking good feeling good smelling good... Friday night you've made arrangements at a very nice restaurant not five or four star but three star..nice casual maybe a little Blues Band playing.. in house..
Pick her up at her place she looks great you let her know you open the car door for her.
She kisses your cheek and says you looking good as well...mmmhhmm... you get behind the wheel of the car you click on a little jazz music.. you ask her how her work day went she begins to tell you.. you're paying attention to the road but listening to her as well.. interjecting whenever you can..

Your hand is on the stick shift. She puts her hand on your hand.... Smiles at you.. get to the restaurant find a good parking spot get out open her door for her.. compliment her one more time... escort her arm in arm to the door of the restaurant open the door for her.. the maitre d takes your name shows you to your table.. you let her take the lead to the table.. all the other diners casting their eyes on her and me as well ..
Looking Good Feeling Good ... we arrive at a very private but not so private table you're not out of view from all the other diners in the restaurant.. but still the table offers a certain amount of privacy..
Pull the chair out for her seat myself..
The maitre d tells us the specials offers up a wine list... I select a very nice shiraz Cabernet.. with the endorsement of my lady friends approval... we spend two hours dining and drinking.. enjoying the blues band.. touching each other's hands over drinks. The occasional soft kiss..