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it's so cold out that the wood in my apartment is creaking...be seeing you
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That's because it's getting ready to fall over.
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You sure it's the wood? Maybe it's your bones!!
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For some reason I got the wrong idea about what morning wood meant.
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It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
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Here in Tucson, it's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out
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Throw the morning wood in the fireplace...& douse it with lighter fluid...
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Throw the morning wood in the fireplace...& douse it with lighter fluid...
If you work at night is it considered 'evening wood'? |
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Ummmmmmmm,
Can I please get a cord of that "morning wood" delivered baby! |
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It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women. 
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For some reason I got the wrong idea about what morning wood meant.
You're not alone. Quite dissapointing in my book. 
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It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
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Ummmmmmmm, Can I please get a cord of that "morning wood" delivered baby!  anytime hun...just drop me a line and avoid the shipping and handleing charges...be seeing you
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And here I thought this would be about strip clubs....
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Edited by
meanmarthajean
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Mon 01/26/09 09:58 AM
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..What kind of "apartment do you have?  Sounds like your getting a draft..
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I'll be the one to break it to you. That isn't the sound of your wood creaking. It is the groan of your keyboard stuck on "b"!
OK.  Buh - Byee-! (Uh-oh, it's contagious?)
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