I would like to see some of this snow. All I'm gettin is this cold temps and some rain and l'm tired of it. Gimme some snow!!!!

you need more about yourself. Tell em a little about you.

Your welcome glad you enjoyed it.

Not my true story. Just a joke I got in my email and thought I would share it with my friends

The Facecloth

I was due for a pap smear with the doctor later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only
just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth
in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to
my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris
or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when
the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

I licked a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

Whatever the biological parent and the step parent agree upon

Good luck, hope it works!!!

I'm not sure why you feel he would be disappointed by how you look. I'm not gay or anything like that, but l looked at your profile and your a cute girl. Face your fears and go for it. Have a great time! If for some reason it don't feel right, don't see him anymore.

How about crushing it, put it in some koolaid then freezing it like a popsickle?

Call the doctor and ask for it in liquid form?

Give him something to drink and don't let him drink anything else til that is gone?

Take care. Hope all is well with you very soon.

You sure can have 3 birthdays.....does that mean 3 cakes and 3 parties? woot woot

Thanks lil_bit Happy New Year!!

Thank you Happy New Year to you as well

Well thank you........but I would like to take the oportunity to leap off the planet for a while.

I don't go out either on New Years. I don't like to take the chance with all the drunks on the road. I don't like the cold either. I would rather stay home and watch the ball drop then go to bed. But unfortunately, I have had the misfortune of working every New Years for the last 6 years. So, there I am working ugh