The Facecloth

I was due for a pap smear with the doctor later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only
just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth
in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to
my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris
or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when
the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

Holy hole in a donut Batman!
If that is a true story,
Well I am speechless.
Funnier than sh..

Not my true story. Just a joke I got in my email and thought I would share it with my friends

Thank u for sharing.
Can't ever laugh to much.

Your welcome glad you enjoyed it.

I heard this one back in about 1992 from a lady at work and she said it like it was real!! She was either a good poker faced joke teller, or she really believed it!!! I just cracked up so much I still remember the crack up!!!

So when I worked at the clinic and women came in for their 'annual' I would give them the paper gown, instruct them to undress, put on the gown with the opening to the back. Then I would give them a giant 'paper towel'.
This is a blanket to keep you warm, I would say and the women would laugh.

If Ronald Reagan can tell you ketchup is a vegetable, I can tell you this is a blanket.