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Fri 05/31/13 11:51 AM


slaphead omg, you've really lost it this time laugh
YA THINK!?!?laugh laugh
yup bigsmile

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Fri 05/31/13 11:45 AM
slaphead omg, you've really lost it this time laugh

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Fri 05/31/13 08:04 AM
it just takes time flowerforyou

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Fri 05/31/13 07:37 AM

Head to toe, over and all over.....smooched
I'll try to remember that :wink:

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Fri 05/31/13 07:19 AM
only one love in my life....Leigh

http://youtu.be/PU04mCAMa38

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Fri 05/31/13 06:45 AM
yes !!!!

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Fri 05/31/13 06:39 AM



noway laugh
I would get so reamed for posting
this
but I'm toO charming bigsmile pitchfork


whoa
whaaAAaat what

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Thu 05/30/13 02:36 PM






Honestly,
Physical attraction is what pulls you in, and everyone has a preference, but it is personality and character that make you stay and want to learn more.

I think this is the way for most
hey stranger waving

Howdyflowerforyou
long time nO see. how you been?

Keeping busy. Last year drought, this year I think I shall have to build an ark if it doesn't stop raining. How you been?
got a wonderful woman in my life so I'm doing great happy

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Thu 05/30/13 02:25 PM




Honestly,
Physical attraction is what pulls you in, and everyone has a preference, but it is personality and character that make you stay and want to learn more.

I think this is the way for most
hey stranger waving

Howdyflowerforyou
long time nO see. how you been?

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Thu 05/30/13 02:19 PM


Honestly,
Physical attraction is what pulls you in, and everyone has a preference, but it is personality and character that make you stay and want to learn more.

I think this is the way for most
hey stranger waving

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Thu 05/30/13 02:10 PM



I usually wear a blindfold when I'm on a date. Ok, it does have it's disadvantages.

1. I hardly ever find the meeting place.
2. I hear people screaming when I go to park the car.
3. Sometimes I end up in the ladies room.
4. Get the feeling I may be standing in an elevator instead of actually listening to a live jazz band.
5. Hear the words "over here" a lot.
6. Often go swimming.
7. Certain my date has changed languages.
8. And lastly "what is that smell?"
rumor has it you ALWAYS end up in the ladies room...just saying whoa


It's easier to find a seat.
just be sure you leave the seat down when you leave.

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Thu 05/30/13 12:26 PM

noway laugh
I would get so reamed for posting
this
but I'm toO charming bigsmile pitchfork

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Thu 05/30/13 08:16 AM


A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"






Just found this in my personal addyohwell ...Disregard the email I sent asking, no begging, you NOT TO POST THIS ON MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry:





laugh

bigsmile

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Thu 05/30/13 08:03 AM

I usually wear a blindfold when I'm on a date. Ok, it does have it's disadvantages.

1. I hardly ever find the meeting place.
2. I hear people screaming when I go to park the car.
3. Sometimes I end up in the ladies room.
4. Get the feeling I may be standing in an elevator instead of actually listening to a live jazz band.
5. Hear the words "over here" a lot.
6. Often go swimming.
7. Certain my date has changed languages.
8. And lastly "what is that smell?"
rumor has it you ALWAYS end up in the ladies room...just saying whoa

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Thu 05/30/13 07:48 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"




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Wed 05/29/13 07:26 AM
Edited by manOfewwords on Wed 05/29/13 07:26 AM

Stealing this and putting it on my FB!!
:thumbsup:
oops embarassed

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Wed 05/29/13 07:26 AM

Stealing this and putting it on my FB!!
:thumbsup:

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Wed 05/29/13 07:00 AM

:tongue:

Morning sugar!flowers
morning, babe :heart:

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Mon 05/27/13 02:25 PM
love out loud..

http://youtu.be/cl_7xA8EqO8

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Mon 05/27/13 12:53 PM







Lawn Care!


hmmm..come to think of it, I have a bone to pick with those guys....


shocked Can I watch?tongue2


well sure. maybe even help:wink: laugh
nO, she can't help grumble

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