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manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 05/30/13 07:48 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 05/30/13 08:12 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" Just found this in my personal addy ...Disregard the email I sent asking, no begging, you NOT TO POST THIS ON MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 05/30/13 08:16 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" Just found this in my personal addy ...Disregard the email I sent asking, no begging, you NOT TO POST THIS ON MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 05/30/13 08:24 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

jettamoon Joined Thu 05/16/13 Posts: 116	Thu 05/30/13 08:44 AM
That was good!!!!!! Stealing this for my FB :)

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Thu 05/30/13 09:19 AM
Why did I not see that one coming???

Someone2callmyown Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 870	Thu 05/30/13 11:00 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 05/30/13 11:09 AM
I would get so reamed for posting this

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Thu 05/30/13 11:15 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 05/30/13 12:26 PM
I would get so reamed for posting this but I'm toO charming

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 05/30/13 01:01 PM
I would get so reamed for posting this but I'm toO charming

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 05/30/13 01:03 PM


manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 05/31/13 06:39 AM
I would get so reamed for posting this but I'm toO charming whaaAAaat