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Topic: Looking for a Housekeeper with Benefits
willing2's photo
Tue 05/21/13 06:27 PM
Edited by willing2 on Tue 05/21/13 06:28 PM
A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.

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Tue 05/21/13 06:43 PM

A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.



If it works for ya....

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 05/21/13 06:58 PM
I knew a hooker in Bangkok that would do the same thing for
ten bucks a month.

soufiehere's photo
Tue 05/21/13 07:30 PM
I dunno willin2, how 'bout you grab that one
that wanted to clean your house for free
and see if she has any other..talents?

Save the $15...

markc48's photo
Tue 05/21/13 08:07 PM
Well which one comes with less drama

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Tue 05/21/13 08:25 PM

A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

willing2's photo
Wed 05/22/13 05:08 AM


A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

Not really.
She comes over on her VISA.
Illegals jump the border and don't go back home.

willing2's photo
Wed 05/22/13 05:10 AM

I dunno willin2, how 'bout you grab that one
that wanted to clean your house for free
and see if she has any other..talents?

Save the $15...

The free one got her VISA pulled. She can't come back.

Amd, hey. The other woman got's ta' make a living, no?:wink: smokin

No soy fijado.laugh

lynnleeds's photo
Wed 05/22/13 05:12 AM
has she got a brother for me?i quite fancy a hunky male cleaner:laughing:

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Wed 05/22/13 06:36 AM

A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


Hey, why not?:wink: ...Just remember to use a condom and take a page from Walmart....90 day probationary period....That "might" keep Shorty's boyz off your back if you have to let her go!laugh

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Wed 05/22/13 12:22 PM



A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

Not really.
She comes over on her VISA.
Illegals jump the border and don't go back home.


Not really? Either she's a citizen or not. You're the one always whining about illegals. Interesting that you'd consider employing someone who is not a citizen.

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Wed 05/22/13 12:24 PM
asleep

{hehehe}

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Wed 05/22/13 12:30 PM
Kik, are you bored? Create a thread that will entertain you. :smile:

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Wed 05/22/13 12:31 PM
tongue2

{snicker}

Toodygirl5's photo
Sat 05/25/13 01:22 PM

A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


shocked laugh

(MWB) New one.

willing2's photo
Sun 05/26/13 04:31 PM




A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

Not really.
She comes over on her VISA.
Illegals jump the border and don't go back home.


Not really? Either she's a citizen or not. You're the one always whining about illegals. Interesting that you'd consider employing someone who is not a citizen.

Are you aware?
There are more than one type of legal visitors here from other countries.
Ya' got yer vacationers who only have a limited time til they have to go back.
Ya' have yer visitors from the northern or southern borders that are allowed to come over and visit most any time and are limited to a few miles in country and don't have permission to work.
Then, ya' gots those who are allowed to work here but, have to report home.
Not all who come over here are residents or citizens. And,,,, ya' know wut????? They ain't illegals.

Might help to learn about Immigration Laws afore spewin' trash.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MWB!!! I likey dat term!! :wink: smokin

One of my day laborers has me set up with his Maw-in-law. He says she's purty hot and wants an interview.

Naw, I won't try to test drive 'er. Just take her to lunch and and feel her out. That's feel her out, not up, now ya' perverts!smokin

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Sun 05/26/13 04:36 PM





A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

Not really.
She comes over on her VISA.
Illegals jump the border and don't go back home.


Not really? Either she's a citizen or not. You're the one always whining about illegals. Interesting that you'd consider employing someone who is not a citizen.

Are you aware?
There are more than one type of legal visitors here from other countries.
Ya' got yer vacationers who only have a limited time til they have to go back.
Ya' have yer visitors from the northern or southern borders that are allowed to come over and visit most any time and are limited to a few miles in country and don't have permission to work.
Then, ya' gots those who are allowed to work here but, have to report home.
Not all who come over here are residents or citizens. And,,,, ya' know wut????? They ain't illegals.

Might help to learn about Immigration Laws afore spewin' trash.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MWB!!! I likey dat term!! :wink: smokin

One of my day laborers has me set up with his Maw-in-law. He says she's purty hot and wants an interview.

Naw, I won't try to test drive 'er. Just take her to lunch and and feel her out. That's feel her out, not up, now ya' perverts!smokin
laugh

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Sun 05/26/13 04:41 PM





A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

Not really.
She comes over on her VISA.
Illegals jump the border and don't go back home.


Not really? Either she's a citizen or not. You're the one always whining about illegals. Interesting that you'd consider employing someone who is not a citizen.

Are you aware?
There are more than one type of legal visitors here from other countries.
Ya' got yer vacationers who only have a limited time til they have to go back.
Ya' have yer visitors from the northern or southern borders that are allowed to come over and visit most any time and are limited to a few miles in country and don't have permission to work.
Then, ya' gots those who are allowed to work here but, have to report home.
Not all who come over here are residents or citizens. And,,,, ya' know wut????? They ain't illegals.

Might help to learn about Immigration Laws afore spewin' trash.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MWB!!! I likey dat term!! :wink: smokin

One of my day laborers has me set up with his Maw-in-law. He says she's purty hot and wants an interview.

Naw, I won't try to test drive 'er. Just take her to lunch and and feel her out. That's feel her out, not up, now ya' perverts!smokin


I tend to agree with singme here and see this as part of the problem rather than any type of solution - encuraginf noncitizens....what ho gringa will have you?

if u wanna hooker get a legal one

willing2's photo
Sun 05/26/13 07:57 PM
Edited by willing2 on Sun 05/26/13 08:05 PM






A Mexican friend says he can get me a nice looking woman to come clean my house and my pipes for $15.00 a day.

I would only need her a couple days twice a month.

She would still get her Mexican Healthcare and I might be able to hook her up with a couple extra days doing tortillas for a restaurant open on weekends.

She'd only have to work 4 days to make what she is now making per week at the US owned factory.

Win win, no?

That's just one of the benis to living on the border.


She's getting Mexican healthcare? So she's illegal?

Not really.
She comes over on her VISA.
Illegals jump the border and don't go back home.


Not really? Either she's a citizen or not. You're the one always whining about illegals. Interesting that you'd consider employing someone who is not a citizen.

Are you aware?
There are more than one type of legal visitors here from other countries.
Ya' got yer vacationers who only have a limited time til they have to go back.
Ya' have yer visitors from the northern or southern borders that are allowed to come over and visit most any time and are limited to a few miles in country and don't have permission to work.
Then, ya' gots those who are allowed to work here but, have to report home.
Not all who come over here are residents or citizens. And,,,, ya' know wut????? They ain't illegals.

Might help to learn about Immigration Laws afore spewin' trash.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MWB!!! I likey dat term!! :wink: smokin

One of my day laborers has me set up with his Maw-in-law. He says she's purty hot and wants an interview.

Naw, I won't try to test drive 'er. Just take her to lunch and and feel her out. That's feel her out, not up, now ya' perverts!smokin


I tend to agree with singme here and see this as part of the problem rather than any type of solution - encuraginf noncitizens....what ho gringa will have you?

if u wanna hooker get a legal one

The broad is legal to come here.

She has to be to pass the border inspection.

Wanna' be pissed at someone or group, piss off at Corporations that truck Illegals in and the politicians who accept their bribes to look the other way.

Boycott all the companies who process food with unethical labor practices.

Shoot emails to Barry telling him he needs to close and secure the border.

Tell him to make it Illegal for VISA holders to dump Anchor brats here and calling them citizens.

Ya'll are aware that just about 90% of the anchor brats are dropped at hospitals by folks who pass to the US legally, no?

Tell DC to close that hole.

Me, I want a housekeeper/ Mexicana caliente that doesn't mind givin' up that tail once in a while.

Many Gringas I know now are lazy, frigid, gold diggers.

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Sun 05/26/13 08:33 PM
Lol. Look at willing getting mad at people giving their opinion about his Mexican housekeeper/hooker.


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