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Penis and rubix cube
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What do a penis and a rubix cube have in common???
The longer you play with them the harder they get. |
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LMAO! That was great!!!
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Topic:
Yo Mama
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lmao!
Your momma's so short she does back flips UNDER the bed. |
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Topic:
Yo Mama
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Your momma is so fat when she dances she makes the band skip.
Your momma is so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma". lmfao Your momma's so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid," SHE comes crashing through the wall. Your momma's so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' LMMFAO |
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Topic:
Yo Mama
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Your momma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
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Topic:
Cop vs. Little Girl
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top." |
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Topic:
super bowl/?????
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I know I know.....long shot.
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Topic:
super bowl/?????
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patriots vs bears
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Topic:
Movie Quotes...
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"Who wants penis cake? Look, Betty Cocker!" 40 Year Old Virgin
lmfao |
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Topic:
Movie Quotes...
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"Instead you may bang your head on the floor until forgiven!" Tommy
Chong Yellowbeard. |
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Topic:
This years draft.....
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I want to see Adrian Peterson. I have been waiting long enough, LOL.
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Topic:
how bout them eagles:D
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I thought that the Eagles winning was awesome. I have to say to Spay,
f*cking right go CHARGERS!!!! |
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And a web cam.
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A better cell phone and a promotion at work.
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OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!
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That SUCKS!!!!
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I like # 14. LMAO@ the whole thing.
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Topic:
NFL rookie of the year
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I unfortunatly don't get the NFL channel due to the fact that I have no
cable. Sucks. |
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Topic:
Morning
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Good morning yall! How is everyone today?
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I vote for Redmange420! (only cuz I am married to him, LMMFAO!!!)Love
you babe!!! |
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Topic:
The Oregon Trail Ends Here?
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I was born in Prineville Oregon, then moved to Cali and now I am in
Arkansas. What part are you from? |
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