*passes pipe to nervesgone* Watch out it's a killer!

Anyone want a toke????

A really long.........PIPE!!! lmfao

Hey everyone how are you doing tonight????

A Russian guy was walking down the street when he came across a bottle
of vodka. He picked it up, opened it and a genie came out and said, "You
are my master. You now have one wish."
The Russian man said, "I would like to piss vodka."

When the he got home he told his wife to get two glasses. She brought
them and asked what they'd be drinking. He told her he could piss vodka,
and of course she didn't believe him. So he pissed in the glasses, she
smelled one, and said, "It smells like vodka!"

Then they drank some and couldn't believe it, but it tasted like vodka
too! Indeed, it was the best vodka they'd ever had.

So the next night the Russian guy came home tired and told his wife to
get one glass. She asked him, "Why only one glass?"

"Because tonight," he said, "you're drinking from the bottle!"







This is just wrong!!!!!

A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me!
I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has
a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on
the problem area.

''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports when he returns. ''But what was
that medication you gave me?''

''Lipstick remover.''

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one
of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian
friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at
the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until
the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred
bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's
eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could
probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and
together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to
the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked
his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned
it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on
do you?

Hey rambill and animal how are you guys tonight?

Try this one I am sure everyone has heard it...History repeats itself so
don't do anything that you would not want done to yourself.

Good night Gryphn and CCP. Sleep well and get GREAT rest.

MAY 19TH, taurus. Yes I am VERY stubborn. LOL

LOL @ king and cesar.

I also like "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like
rainbow schbert." LMFAO! Again from Super Troopers

I deffinatly hear ya on that note. I am right there with ya. I want to
go back to Cali sooner or later but I don't see that happening very
soon, if ya know what I mean. lol

LOL about the pizza. I got f*ck*d up and forgot all about it. LMFAO!!!

LMFAO. Too friggin funny! Thanks.

How are you CCP?

LOL.
"Do you know how fast you were going meow?" Super Troopers

turkey and stuffing and lots of home made lemon meriange and sweet
potato pie.....

What is your favorite line out of a movie???