(to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland")

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',

Didn't ask -- her permission,

I'm wearin' her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,

Little straps -- like spaghetti,

It holds me so tight,

Like handcuffs at night,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!"

"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress -- like Madonna,

Put on some eyeshade,

And join the parade,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',

Didn't ask... permission,

Wearin' her clothes,

Her silk pantyhose,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

I still gotta go with Maroney, even though his sorry a** has been
injured for the last few couple of weeks.

That good huh?

So that is why my husband keeps loosing football bets to me??? LMFAO.
Thanks for the info, it is cool.

Thanks so what has been going on around here the last few days? Or do I
really want to know? lol

I am not doing too bad. Just got home from the nasty four letter word,
you know, work. LMAO. But yeah I am doing good now that I have a beer
in hand and internet that works. LOL

lol@ghost hey too cold. lmao

Hey all how is it going???
What's up CCP how are you tonight?

ALRIGHT WOOH HOO!! I am goin to the Fantasy Super Bowl!!!!! Then to
Disney World LOL. I even get to play Red. Good luck baby!!!

And last but not least....
Closer- Nine Inch Nails

Living Dead Girl-Rob Zombie
Dragula-Rob Zombie
Thunder Kiss '65-Rob Zombie
99 ways to die-Megadeath
Symphony of Destruction-Megadeath

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door
has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"

"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see
the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see
your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

"And then.....And then......And then and then and then and then!" Dude
Where's My Car???

And, Red, Wake me up before you go go. LMMFAO again....

SCREAMING OUT LOUD!!!! Red you suck and I've got one word for
ya......JITTERBUG!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA LMMFAO LOL

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RED THAT IS SOMETHING THAT
ONLY YOU WOULD SAY YOU SICK F*CK!!!! LMFAO@RED But I still love you!!!!
lol

Throwing up and feeding it to your friend telling them it is soup.

What's grosser than gross? When two vampires fight over a used tampon.
What's grosser than that? When you wake up in the morning after an orgy
with pubic hair in your mouth. What's grosser than that? When your
buddy wakes up the same morning with a lump in his throat and a string
hanging out of his mouth.

Yes, Ell, it sure does. Cough my head off everytime. lol