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in irc chat most of our scripts have built in Yo Mama jokes as well as
redneck and others........just wanting to see if anyone had any to share? One of my favorites......... Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. |
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Ya mama's so bald, she blowdrys her hair like this
*blows on her hand and runs it over the top of her head* lol |
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LOL
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Yo mamas like a shotgun..one **** and she blows
and my favorite Yo mamas so dumb....she got hit by a parked car |
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when did they establish an edit button here?
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Yo mamma so skinny, when she looks through the peep hole in the front
door, she uses both eyes. |
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lol thats a good one
Yo mamas so poor when someone takes a crap everyone fights to lick the bowl |
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your moma is so stupit she triped over a cordless phone !!!
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your moma is so fat, she uses the vcr as a beeper.
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you moma is so fat that when she wear high heels she strikes oil
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Yo mamas so fat she stepped on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of
george washingtons nose |
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yo mamas so fat, she got on a scale and it said "to be continued"
yo mamas so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund yo mamas so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes 3 loads |
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yo mama so fat...when she bonjee jumps she goes straight to hell
yo mama so old she farts dust |
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yo mama so fat that I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
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Oh my god...I'm laughing so hard I have tears coming out of my eyes...
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON A SCALE...
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your moma is so stupit, I went to see her, and she was looking at an
orange juice container for half hour, only because it said, consentrate... |
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That's real good Morena...I'm laughing so hard, I can't think...LOL
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yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singin
"We ARE family! even tho you're fatter than me!" lol yo mamas so stupid, she tripped over an air current... yo mamas so hairy, Chewie said "DAMN!!" |
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Yo mama so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
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