Me too. If only I could find myself a Miss Robinson.

Women don't seem to like me very much. They take great pleasure in hurting my feelings, and if I happen to be at their mercy, they don't hesitate to twist the knife. I see the look in their eyes when they do it, their eyes light up as if they're in some kind of frenzy. I don't understand because I am a generous, good natured, sweet, sensitive and extremely handsome young man. So you'd think women would be throwing themselves at me.

Older women have always been nice to me though. I remember going to my grandmother's when all her friends would be there and they'd always want to ruffle my hair and comment on how good looking I am. They'd say things like: "He's too pretty to be a boy."

Unsure. You can't reason with a drunk.

Communism is spreading like wildfire.

Motown. What? I don't quite understand. There won't be anybody up there except me.

I much prefer David Lee Roth's version. "Come on sweet moma take a chance with me." I nearly cried

Conrad. That music video is spot on. That's exactly how I think and feel. Uncanny.

Obviously not. Heavyweight boxing has become a farce. All hype and no action.

With legs like yours I really wouldn't care which god you choose to bow and crawl to.

You think you got problems! I just want a bit of skirt and I can't even get that.

Find a woman, breed, work, have a few little pleasures on the side and then die. And on and on it goes.

Ishana, I was drunk ok. Gawd, one night of madness and I'm still paying for it.

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."_Genghis Khan

That was very funny Krupa.

Navygirl. I might be a pathetic loser right now but I can change. And I will, I just need to try. I am going to be a real heart breaker you just wait and see.

I think the reason they do it is because sending message after message can get a little tiresome so they just give a nudge instead. I mean, why not, no harm in trying. Nothing ventured nothing gained. It's better than skipping past you.

By the way that does not mean I am infavour of it. I never use it. I prefer cutting and pasting.

He wanted to create a man in his own image so he did. And things were going along great until he decided to create a woe-man. Then all hell broke loose. Eve brought Adam the forbidden fruit without warning him. Then god got really angry and started punishing everyone. And now here we are, where women call the shots and men just play second fiddle. What a disaster. I mean really, what was he thinking!

Here is a short film about the emasculation of men and the negative effect it is having on society:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5OdQGbVNa4

What do you think a Viking would say about men using dating sites?

What would you say about a man who takes pleasure in breaking a woman's heart?

He feels remorse. And understands the pain she experiences.

In the USA, are 44 Magnums readily available in your local gun shop?