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I like the idea of becoming a gigolo because there are a lot of rich old women out there that want a toy boy and I am happy to be one. Only problem is, I have no experience at wining and dining. I can just imagine going out on a date and having to order dinner in some fancy restaurant and not even being able to understand the menu. And no doubt they will expect me to have a conversation with them, which is all right just so long as they do all the talking. I am quite good at pretending to listen but if they ask for my opinion I might come out with something stupid.
I think becoming a gigolo would be good for me because I need plenty of experience with the ladies if I am going to be a player. Then I can start working on the hot chicks. What do you think? |
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Hahahaha
Brother, I agree, you should be a gigolo |
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if I remember correctly you said before you were shy and self-conscious. You can't hold a conversation, you're not interested either, just pretend to be, you don't know your way around a restaurant.
I'd say forget about the gigolo bit. Maybe forestry worker is the thing for you? Oh no, hang on, you'd probably hack down more trees than our planet can handle. Erm ... Dustman? You won't get laid, but you will get to see women in their nighties, rushing out of their homes to put the bin out, which their hubbies forgot to do the night before. |
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Yes, be a gigolo. Let us know how that works out for you.
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What the world really needs right now are more "players".
Good luck with your new career choice! Oh! I have a question! Let's say - You are hired to take a "rich lady" to a fancy restaurant and you order a bottle of wine that absolutely does NOT go with the meal, you use the wrong fork for your salad, you appear to be listening to what she is saying but answered her question very inappropriately, and then in trying to thank the waiter in French, you actually insulted his mother! Question - Does that mean that not only are you left paying the tab for the meal but the woman wants her money back! What do you do? |
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I probably could have been one in my youth, worked in the hospitality industry for about 10 yrs for various luxury hotel chains. it truly amazed me at the time of human depravity of coarse most of the women attempting to buy my services were married, almost had to call for back-up when 3 married women in about their late 30's, I was early 20's at the time wouldn't let me leave their room, after taking a vehicle break-in report, why I never became one you may ask, hmmm, guess I just had morals.
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Edited by
lawgiver
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Sat 09/14/13 05:52 PM
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Message to Zuizzie. Get her back to the bedroom as fast as possible so I can make up for it.
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Learn a few social graces, how to dress, and how to be polite and respectful to begin with. Sex would be the easy part.
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I'm a sex addict studding for women would be a dream come true for me but the service doesn't seem to be needed where I live
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I'm a sex addict studding for women would be a dream come true for me but the service doesn't seem to be needed where I live AWWWWW, poor poor baby. Then move where it is available, but wait, maybe you can't afford it. |
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I'm a sex addict studding for women would be a dream come true for me but the service doesn't seem to be needed where I live Watch Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo and also the second one in Europe. You can pick up some tips that way. LOL. |
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I'm a sex addict studding for women would be a dream come true for me but the service doesn't seem to be needed where I live Watch Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo and also the second one in Europe. You can pick up some tips that way. LOL. Oh, now I wanna watch that movie again! ---> It features Oded Fehr, that man is sooooo incredibly sexy! Also to be seen in "The Mummy". Instant turn-on! * off to have a cold shower now * |
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I'm a sex addict studding for women would be a dream come true for me but the service doesn't seem to be needed where I live Watch Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo and also the second one in Europe. You can pick up some tips that way. LOL. Love that movie lol.. |
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I'm a sex addict studding for women would be a dream come true for me but the service doesn't seem to be needed where I live Watch Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo and also the second one in Europe. You can pick up some tips that way. LOL. Oh, now I wanna watch that movie again! ---> It features Oded Fehr, that man is sooooo incredibly sexy! Also to be seen in "The Mummy". Instant turn-on! * off to have a cold shower now * Yea a cold shower is needed for u! But u absolutely destroyed that guy like ur style! Not just a pretty face then but with guts n brain lol |
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Crystal, that oder fer guy is just average looking. Jeez, if you get excited over him then what would you be like over me?
It seems to me that women aren't very good at rating people. I have noticed that whenever somebody asks for a rating they always get high numbers even when they are ugly. I guess no one appreciates the science of physiognomy anymore. |
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I like the idea of becoming a gigolo because there are a lot of rich old women out there that want a toy boy and I am happy to be one. Only problem is, I have no experience at wining and dining. I can just imagine going out on a date and having to order dinner in some fancy restaurant and not even being able to understand the menu. And no doubt they will expect me to have a conversation with them, which is all right just so long as they do all the talking. I am quite good at pretending to listen but if they ask for my opinion I might come out with something stupid. I think becoming a gigolo would be good for me because I need plenty of experience with the ladies if I am going to be a player. Then I can start working on the hot chicks. What do you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo enjoy your new Lifestyle! The 3rd or 4th one in as many days! |
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Conrad. That music video is spot on. That's exactly how I think and feel. Uncanny.
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Conrad. That music video is spot on. That's exactly how I think and feel. Uncanny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-0gcn9b4c louis armstrong - just a gigolo (recorded '31) |
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I much prefer David Lee Roth's version. "Come on sweet moma take a chance with me." I nearly cried
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