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You know what Sofier, I am going to tell you. I know you will laugh at me but I don't care. I have had no more than twenty women It's definitely more than ten but I was drunk on almost all occasions so it is hard to keep an accurate score. I think the longest I went without sex was three years. Imagine that, you are in your twenties and you go three whole years without so much as a kiss. It was tough I can tell you.
Surely someone somewhere will take pity on me. I aint so bad. 
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Soufier, that is all well and good but I am very inexperienced. A man like me should have had a thousand women by now. So I have an awful lot of catching up to do.
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Edited by
lawgiver
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Sun 09/29/13 12:14 PM
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If I could upload my picture, all the birds would be flocking over to me. You women don't know what you are missing. So if I were you I would get in quick before I find out how to upload it.
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Well I just looked at your profile and straight away I saw the words: "Love me... blah blah blah". Women, I don't know.
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Topic:
Why am i single
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Do you approach women? I don't have the confidence to do that yet. That is why I am single.
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I'm guessing that my comment on you being old school didn't go down too well, Crystal.
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Crystal, that's most likely because you're old school. Younger women prefer wimps.
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Edited by
lawgiver
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Sun 09/29/13 06:58 AM
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But the thing is Crystal, women get along better with homosexuals and effeminate types. Probably because they can relate with them better. I mean, how many times have you heard women complain about falling in love with homosexuals? It happens all the time. Women need to get back to basics.
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I think so because ultimately that is what everybody wants. It is no good finding a "soulmate" if the sex is no good. So I think an intimate encounter is the best way to start off a date. Because you don't want to fall in love with a lame duck.
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You lot think you got me sussed don't you? If I was going for looks I would have chosen Anna Nicole Smith. I have seen Rosanna is a few films and she was lovely.
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Come to think of it yeah, Rosanna Arquette.
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Topic:
Is eugenics the answer?
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Soufier, how about soft eugenics then? Where the government encourages all good looking people to breed with each other instead of allowing the hippy liberal marxist ideals of free love.
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Topic:
Is eugenics the answer?
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Everybody wants to be good looking. Everybody is obsessed with the way they look. They spend vast amounts of cash on nip and tucks, boob jobs, tanning salons, face creams etcetera.
But what if the state actually tried to breed a superhuman race? Everybody would be born picture perfect. Imagine that, a world full of Marlon Brando's, Elvis Presley's, Marylin Monroe's and Liz Taylor's. This is not just some pipe dream, this can happen. All we need to do is will it. |
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Topic:
Wasting my life :-) i m new
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Don't worry about it. We'll all be dead sooner or later. Read The Preacher from the Old Testament. He'll take you to the abyss. After that nothing will matter.
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Topic:
What is a "troll"?
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HAhahahahahhahaha! He jumped the gun a bit there.
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Tawtrat, are you sure she is not just telling you what you want to hear? Women are deceivers, they tell lies to inflate your ego so they can laugh at you when you become complacent and then they pop your bubble and watch you deflate with joy. They even admit to faking orgasms.
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Topic:
SOS
Edited by
lawgiver
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Wed 09/25/13 03:57 AM
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Isn't there at least one half decent bird out there willing to take pity on me. I have gone so long without a woman. And I can't think about anything else. I am not so bad. You might even be pleasantly surprised.
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Topic:
What is a "troll"?
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Why don't you like David Cameron?
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Obsessed.
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I can do everything a woman can do and more.
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