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Mon 11/13/17 02:02 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 11/13/17 02:06 AM


BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELF waving

"EAGLES FLY ALONE, DUCKS IN A FLOCK"..LOL

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Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Live hard, Love Truly, Play the game Meaningful,
Have no regrets ever.
Enjoy the little moments in between. Manifest and become whatever you dream.
Do something that’s scary, feel alive, learn a hobby, work out.
Juicing cleanse your body and makes you stronger.
Question everything, do not be a puppet.
You are the only one who is there when you are alone,
so be kind to yourself.
Enjoy and play with your kids,
keep your childlike spirit & view, don’t become bitter.
Search for your spiritual truth and evolve,
there are many doors to the same place.
Our timing is much different that the universe,
so sit back and enjoy this crazy ride, do what you love!
Don’t waste your love on people that don’t deserve it.
Let go of past drama and move on. “FORGIVE AND LIVE FREE”,
even when you feel you can’t,
but be willing to walk away from anyone who does not treat you with respect and kindness.
Let go of the ego and accept that
WHAT YOU WANT IS NOT WHAT YOU NEED. Find time every day to pursue your passion,
enjoy nature, write a song,
dream under stars or start a new adventure.

GOOD LUCK:wink:

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Sun 11/12/17 07:15 AM


Anyone understand why men want stupid women

So they can feel superior.
To something other than the cat.

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Sun 11/12/17 05:33 AM
Sounds to me a bit like the thread is LABELING the opposite,
but I WILL BITE.:wink:

I am definitely attracted to intelligence in opposite sex.
But I dislike, even say I HATE being outsmarted by,
or for the sake of pleasure to screw me.
I'm getting too old for this kind of GAMES, GREED and/or REVENGE.

One attracts according to his/her needs & wants.
Only fools can't choose right or close to, our days.
And yes, yet the world is full of the kinds of like
rushing in blindfolded .whoa

Body language can help, Aura reading an eye-opener ( Exception ),
Vibes will tell your energy polarity, Personality is a trait, the rest is
like a gamble laugh

Like I always say, EAGLES FLY ALONE, DUCKS IN A FLOCK.tongue2

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Sun 11/12/17 05:02 AM


^^^^ waving ^^^^

My pleasure Stub waving
I didn't serve in Australia, I served in Israel ..LOL



Doesn't matter where, or for what country.

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That's TRUE " Stub "..I KNOW IT.
We are like a family here at work.:wink:

We tell each other our war/s stories daily,
we laugh & sometimes cry, all is good .laugh

Cheers mate waving

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Sun 11/12/17 04:59 AM

Morning Pepi,
Good work :thumbsup:

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Very good evening tongue2 to you Mike waving

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Sun 11/12/17 04:55 AM
^^^^ waving ^^^^

My pleasure Stub waving
I didn't serve in Australia, I served in Israel ..LOL

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Sun 11/12/17 04:49 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sun 11/12/17 04:52 AM

My self, am a Returning Servicemen and found my brothers & sisters.:thumbsup:
I SALUTE THEM ALL. :thumbsup:

For the last 7 and half years, I am employed by/with the R.S.L.:thumbsup:
That's the Returning-Servicemen-League.:thumbsup:

At work, we stand up IN SILENCE for the " Ode " every day at 6pm.:thumbsup:


Remembrance Day and Anzac Day The Ode:thumbsup:



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Wed 11/08/17 04:31 AM


Isn't a married man's life 7 years shorter than the woman????

Pretty sure that's because the man wants to die early....


Just say'n... laugh
awww I thought married men lived longer (if they choose right) laugh laugh


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Yup...:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:...TeeeHeee :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Choosing RIGHT and living LONGER ...L.M.A.O.



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Tue 11/07/17 08:00 PM
^^^^ flowerforyou ^^^^

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Tue 11/07/17 05:20 PM
Silly me whoa ..Why I think always of both ??tongue2

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Tue 11/07/17 04:25 PM
blushing

I need to wait till wind settle, at present 35 to 50km/h
I must do some special for weeds only spraying.

Tomorrow actually I may do the spraying, yes,
checked the wheater and the winds will be 5 to 7km/h :wink:

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Tue 11/07/17 04:17 PM

We women get tired of them and put them on a diet of desert's, cakes etc.
We know this gives them all sorts of health issues, they die, we have peace. Simple really.pitchfork


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On NO!
You wouldn't do that...You wouldn't scared
I know, and I understand...The DEVIL made you saying it pitchfork

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Tue 11/07/17 04:04 PM


bigsmile waving


waving

How's your morning going Pepi?
That song you posted in the Don't Forget thread is a really nice song, loved it. :thumbsup:

I had an okay day, was feeling a little down, but your joke made me laugh and it's always good to laugh smile2

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Well, I'm fine, need to do some mowing but winds are strong
this morning, checking the weather they will slowdown late afternoon.
So I will mow later.
Meantime I play a bit on M2 laugh

PS:...Go back to "Don't Forget" thread and see my new comment
suggesting how to celebrate with your men this famous day bigsmile

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Tue 11/07/17 03:54 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Tue 11/07/17 03:56 PM
Alternatively, with a bit of theatrical inspiration
you ladies may like to surprise your man with something like this.

Scenario...Set up someone to act as if..whoa

A man in orange or strappy clothes who pretend that he
escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into your house to look for money and guns and finds you 2 couple in bed.

He orders the hubby/boyfriend out of bed and ties him to a chair while tying you also.
Then he gets on top of you, kisses your neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, I'm sure ( 60 to 70 % ) your hubby/boyfriend will quietly tell you something like this: "Listen honey, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us.
Perhaps he will even tell you, " Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which you will respond something like this: Honey, he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked me if we had any vaseline or KY-Gel by any chance. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Now attention galls1!!...DON'T FORGET to tell your hubby/boyfriend as follows

" Be strong honey. I love you too! "

Now that is a SHOCKER OF FUN TO CELEBRATE
with your beloved Honey Bunny bloke..
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Tue 11/07/17 03:40 PM
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Tue 11/07/17 03:29 PM

Nov 19 is international men's day . It also happens to be world toilet day .but that is just a coincidence laugh laugh


So .. how shall we celebrate ???

Men .. how would you like to be surprised biggrin waving

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Perhaps a tuition on this habit won't harm us blokes.whoa
But again, some men are already experts to it surprised

http://youtu.be/w1mN-slXYn0

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Tue 11/07/17 03:15 PM
Good morning P ( That's here ) and very good day
to you all everywhere else from me.waving

I can't resist, I started my day reading some funny jokeswhoa
I got to this one, some of you perhaps heard it or read it, and
so did I before..But I cry laughing and it crakcs me up every time I read it.
rofl rofl Here we go whoa

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

Wishing you all a fun day rofl

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Tue 11/07/17 02:24 PM





Yes or no

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Hell YES...Life wasn't meant to be easy.

—Now

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him/Her to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful.

Strive to be happy.

http://youtu.be/o9eOvBSgR2w

PEACE waving



Beautiful sermon and words of wisdom Pepi flowerforyou

Cheers waving

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HOWDY neighbor flowerforyou ...
Thanks, P.waving


Like Desiderada by Max Ehrmann??

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waving That's the one " Kitty " :thumbsup:

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Tue 11/07/17 02:21 PM
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

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Tue 11/07/17 04:12 AM


Last year, I failed on a trap for adiction to sweets.
I loved to have everything sweet and I mean every day
by the numbers :wink:
After about 4 to 5 months I had a mild turn.
I knew on the spot where to look.
Bought a diabetes monitor on e-bay and my sugar
was 11.9 ..That's pretty high.
Got quick to health food store and bought me
a bottle of Vanadium+ Chromium minerals .
After a month, my sugar level was 3.9 to 4.1.
That's Excellent, not only perfect.

Got to show you that you will know where to look
if you listen and understand your body. :wink:

Today, I do eat, but in very strict moderation sweets.

That is all :wink:


It's amazing when we feed our bodies the right stuff, how our bodies will heal itself. And a once in a while yummy won't do too much harm.

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Yup, :thumbsup:

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