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Mon 02/26/18 08:08 PM
Disclaimer to the novice !!
Don't judge me or be harsh on me rofl

" THIS IS NOT MY THREAD "

Looks like I am the only one on this topic,
some of you may think this is mine.
IT'S NOT and you are WRONG if you think it is.
There were 3 comments before mine, and I have made
one also, the 4th...whoa

MYSTERIOUSLY ALL DISAPPEARED except mine.

I know the reason/s, but I am not empowered
to comment on it...I AM JUST A NOVICE laugh

Thanks 4 your consideration and understanding drinker
CASE CLOSED 4 ME.:tongue:

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Sat 02/24/18 11:15 AM
My attempt at some OC for you guys...
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The contestants of the Nashville beauty pageant enter the stage.

Infront of them lies an audience of over 2000 and a judging panel consisting of one man, on his own, wearing an eyepatch.

Suddenly, the judge thrusts his arm out in front of him. He opens his hand out, and there, sitting in the middle of his palm is a bee staring profusely at the contestants on stage.

A minute or so passes and the bee buzzes its wings. The judge leans forward and angles his ear towards the bee. He nods his head in agreement, lifts his other arm up and points directly at contestant six.

A voice booms over the audience, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. CONTESTANT 6...PLEASE STEP FORWARD!!"

A barely audible round of applause is heard as contestant 6 waddles her way to the front of the stage. Shes 300lb, a short, hairy, sweaty mess of a woman.

Contestant 2 turns to contestant 3 and says, "What kind of pageant is this!? It doesn't seem to matter what you look like!"

Contestant 3 looks at her and replies, "I guess beauty is in the eye of the Bee-holder".
whoa whoa whoa

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Sat 02/24/18 10:43 AM
A box of condoms, please.whoa
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That’ll be $3.99.... Do you want a bag with it?

Nah I’m OK.... She’s actually quite pretty.

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Sat 02/24/18 10:24 AM
Joke but has a moral in it :tongue:
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An old bull and a young bull are standing on top of a hill... [NSFW]
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And there's a heard of cows in the valley as far as the eye can see.
The young bull immediately exclaims,
"Let's run down there and f**k a couple of them cows!"

The old bull immediately retorts by saying,
"How about we WALK down, take the time, get one at the time,
and f**k THEM ALL!"

Conclusion:
Nothing beats old wisdom.
rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 02/14/18 07:09 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Wed 02/14/18 07:10 PM

I think MOST are in love with the idea of being in love
more than they are actually in love with the person they are with

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Dreamers are blushing ..Good for them.
The other half (Realistics ), are hopeless dreamers :wink:

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Wed 02/14/18 07:05 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Wed 02/14/18 07:05 PM

What’s that Pepi? I don’t see it in the app but I’m sure it’s nice. Thank you:angel:

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My pleasure drinker
Oh, not much whoa ..Just an inspirational love song :wink:

flowers

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Wed 02/14/18 04:18 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Wed 02/14/18 04:19 AM
If only :wink:


http://youtu.be/GKn3GGCbh_0

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Thu 02/08/18 01:55 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Thu 02/08/18 01:59 AM
Hi there mate waving Good news about your cat :tongue:



From,..Da little Melmacian nerd oops

You may try da restaurant next door also :tongue:


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Wed 02/07/18 02:57 AM

Best mate wanted , must love horses

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G'day from the Central West of N.S.W.:tongue:

Best mate request granted but you must love birds.


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Wed 02/07/18 02:51 AM

Calling the men ... please answer this thread shades

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Wed 02/07/18 02:30 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Wed 02/07/18 02:35 AM
That Same Old CADILLAC :tongue:

( Edy Raven - "Joe knows how to live" )
http://youtu.be/LI9-tnZ9Tfs


Almost time to clock in
The boys were bettin'
That Joe wouldn't show
Cause they had seen him over the weekend
He had four new tires on that old Cadillac
Betty the waitress and some clothes in the back
A dashboard full of roadmaps to Mexico
Yeah, Joe knows how to live

He said, "Women were made to love
Money is made to spend
Life is something, buddy
You will never live again"
Oh, I've got to admit it
Joe sure knows how to live
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Favorite redhead star :wink:

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Tue 02/06/18 04:19 PM

Here is a comparison:
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Chemical Analysis of Man
Element: Man
Symbol: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the element)
Discover: Eve
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg
Occurrences: Found following dual element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)
Physical properties:
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely found in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of the Wo common ore.
Chemical properties:
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible. May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa, the sex analysist) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
Storage:
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favourable reaction style.
Uses:
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...
Tests:
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Caution:
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.

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Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discover: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment.

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LOL..PERFECT ...That cracked me up " Tom "
rofl rofl rofl

Couldn't find myself any better, clearer, or
closer comparison than that laugh

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Tue 02/06/18 04:10 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Tue 02/06/18 04:13 PM

Pepi I don’t see the image just guessing it’s ice cream smile2slaphead

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It's only Mashed Potatoes and Vodka laugh

Oh, salt & black peper ..Can't beat that laugh


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Tue 02/06/18 08:44 AM

In love with love



When do you say it is so? How do you get over it?how to stop it being so?

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Never give up..Change The Flavours laugh


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Tue 02/06/18 08:34 AM
Game ..." Bushman in the Pub with No Beer "laugh

It is lonely away from your kindred and all
In the bushland at night when the warrigals call,
It is sad by the sea where the wild breakers boom,
Or to look on a grave and contemplate doom,
But there's nothing on earth half as lonely and drear
As to stand in the bar of a pub without beer

Madam with her needles sits still by the door,
The boss smokes in silence, he is joking no more,
There's a faraway look on the face of the bum,
While the barmaid looks down at the paint on her thumb,
The cook has gone cranky and the yardman is queer,
Oh, a terrible place is a pub without beer.
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Country you love to travel?

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Tue 02/06/18 08:15 AM


Let me get back to the confession box whoa



Agree !...Sex is great :tongue:


Pepinofruit,

You are in my side of the confession booth again.

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Ops....blushing

:tongue:

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Tue 02/06/18 08:09 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Tue 02/06/18 08:10 AM
(Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl )

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
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Favorite dance? whoa ?

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Tue 02/06/18 07:46 AM
Let me get back to the confession box whoa



Agree !...Sex is great :tongue:

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Mon 01/29/18 04:50 AM


Hi, I was reading all the messages of "advice" from so many people (I guess they mean well). How do you feel when you read all these messages? Is it really helping you?

If you want to talk about how you are feeling and what is going on in your life (including work), feel free to write to me. I will listen and we can share stories. I am not here to give advice. I am here to listen.

awwww .. sounds like a pickup line .. wondering if it worked tongue2

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:wink: Bulls-eye:thumbsup:

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Sun 01/28/18 06:10 PM


Why did I read blow jobs lol. Oops Wrong forum
There is no blow job forum on here.

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rofl rofl rofl

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