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Mon 11/20/17 03:08 AM

Super bored and looking to chat about anything; music, tv, jokes.

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I was at a nightclub last week ( Just joking ),
and this beautiful girl came over to me.
She patted me on my bald head and asked me,
"Is it true what they say about bald men making better lovers?"

I said, "I've no idea; I've never slept with one."

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Mon 11/20/17 03:00 AM
One more funny joke from me before you FLIPP AGAIN.laugh

I was at a nightclub last week ( Just joking ),
and this beautiful girl came over to me.
She patted me on my bald head and asked me,
"Is it true what they say about bald men making better lovers?"

I said, "I've no idea; I've never slept with one."

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Mon 11/20/17 01:33 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 11/20/17 01:35 AM
Every Girls Night Out Needs Helium Infused Wine or Beer!!
For the Girls only...You Must Try Some:joy::joy::joy:

http://youtu.be/qbRZ67ynqp0

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Every Boys Night Out Needs Helium Infused Wine or Beer!!
For the Boys only...You Must Try Some:joy::joy::joy:

http://youtu.be/3V9QHBgrPNY

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Sun 11/19/17 04:54 PM

I have the voice of Winston Churchill album/record. Listen to it once sounded like he had enough by the end.

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Read an autobiography chapter, about Churchill that his
personal bodyguard saved him from committing
suicide after he got too drunk.laugh
Perhaps you are right ..Perhaps he had enough :wink:
He was like an Iron hand, cool, selfish and smart.
Also a high degree Freemason laugh

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Sun 11/19/17 04:20 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sun 11/19/17 04:22 PM
^^^ laugh ^^^

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Spunky: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparky: "PHD."
Spunky: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparky: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

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Sun 11/19/17 04:15 PM

Thank you for finding that. Pep :thumbsup: waving

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I had it on my album/s for yonks laugh
My pleasure integ :thumbsup:
waving

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Sun 11/19/17 03:52 PM

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Sun 11/19/17 05:13 AM
laugh Good night P waving


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Sun 11/19/17 05:12 AM
waving See ya Stub waving


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Sun 11/19/17 05:07 AM

Good morning Y'all whoa
My time to hit the hay whoa
Start the morning with a bit of fun folks waving



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Sun 11/19/17 05:02 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sun 11/19/17 05:02 AM

Sits on the corner and laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh happy happy

Hi boys .. is everyone happy :angel: waving

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All good in the hood mate waving



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Sun 11/19/17 04:43 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sun 11/19/17 04:44 AM



Which one are you? I mean cigarettes...! :wink::stuck_out_tongue:
Whoโ€™s the majority?

Iโ€™m a non-smoker! drinker :grin:

Non-smokers unite! :thumbsup:

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Chewing Tobbacco included?? laugh

Not 100% off it whoa I PLEAD GUILTHY whoa
At least I'm honest frustrated

Still puffing now and then laugh
After work sometimes, acompanied by a social
drink with friends & coleagues or a home brew coffee.



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Sun 11/19/17 04:25 AM


^^^^ Should start preparing some ^^^^
Christmas will be here soon laugh

waving P


Or just start going out so the guys can use them on me laugh winking

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Attagirl :thumbsup: Got it laugh

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Sun 11/19/17 04:18 AM
^^^^ Should start preparing some ^^^^
Christmas will be here soon laugh

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Sun 11/19/17 04:10 AM
Few of mine ..What's yours??

Pick Up Lines

- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
- That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
- Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

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Sun 11/19/17 03:27 AM
^^^^^^ whoa ^^^^^^^ Hang on,

That's an old riddle
I remember it...The Garbage Truck ??

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Sat 11/18/17 10:49 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sat 11/18/17 10:54 PM

Search your local friendly Texas FEMA camp thoroughly.


Why? I don't care about it.

Makes no sense to focus on what's wrong with this world.
I don't live in it.


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C'mon...
We all live in the same world.

" You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy. "

The difference is how we accept it :wink:
Where and What's yours ??
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Sat 11/18/17 10:44 PM


Why bother repeating an answer..That's why I love
watching all kinds dancing.
Good luck :thumbsup:



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Sat 11/18/17 10:29 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sat 11/18/17 10:37 PM
UP comes the winner..You sure must be one laugh

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Winners make a habit of manufacturing their own positive expectations in advance of the event.
"Brian Tracy"

PS:...Now don't interpret it in my reverse psychology :wink:
Stick to your own.:wink:

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Sat 11/18/17 10:24 PM
You are right on your own mind and words.
AS ALWAYS :wink:
:thumbsup:

Search your local friendly Texas FEMA camp thoroughly.
Lots of detective work ahead. rofl

Good luck

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