Community > Posts By > Pepinofruit
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Where my night owls at?
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Super bored and looking to chat about anything; music, tv, jokes. ************************************ I was at a nightclub last week ( Just joking ), and this beautiful girl came over to me. She patted me on my bald head and asked me, "Is it true what they say about bald men making better lovers?" I said, "I've no idea; I've never slept with one." |
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One more funny joke from me before you FLIPP AGAIN.
I was at a nightclub last week ( Just joking ), and this beautiful girl came over to me. She patted me on my bald head and asked me, "Is it true what they say about bald men making better lovers?" I said, "I've no idea; I've never slept with one." |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Mon 11/20/17 01:35 AM
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Every Girls Night Out Needs Helium Infused Wine or Beer!!
For the Girls only...You Must Try Some http://youtu.be/qbRZ67ynqp0 Every Boys Night Out Needs Helium Infused Wine or Beer!! For the Boys only...You Must Try Some http://youtu.be/3V9QHBgrPNY |
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MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 2
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I have the voice of Winston Churchill album/record. Listen to it once sounded like he had enough by the end. ************************************ Read an autobiography chapter, about Churchill that his personal bodyguard saved him from committing suicide after he got too drunk. Perhaps you are right ..Perhaps he had enough He was like an Iron hand, cool, selfish and smart. Also a high degree Freemason |
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Tell me a joke. ๐
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sun 11/19/17 04:22 PM
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^^^ ^^^
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Spunky: "What are you doing these days?" Sparky: "PHD." Spunky: "Wow! You're a doctor!" Sparky: "No, Pizza Home Delivery." |
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MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 2
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Thank you for finding that. Pep ****************************** I had it on my album/s for yonks My pleasure integ |
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 2
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Good night P
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See ya Stub
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Good morning Y'all My time to hit the hay Start the morning with a bit of fun folks |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sun 11/19/17 05:02 AM
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Sits on the corner and Hi boys .. is everyone happy **************************************** All good in the hood mate |
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Smokers vs. Non-smokers?
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sun 11/19/17 04:44 AM
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Which one are you? I mean cigarettes...! Whoโs the majority? Iโm a non-smoker! Non-smokers unite! ********************************************** Chewing Tobbacco included?? Not 100% off it I PLEAD GUILTHY At least I'm honest Still puffing now and then After work sometimes, acompanied by a social drink with friends & coleagues or a home brew coffee. |
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^^^^ Should start preparing some ^^^^ Christmas will be here soon P Or just start going out so the guys can use them on me ************************************* Attagirl Got it |
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^^^^ Should start preparing some ^^^^
Christmas will be here soon P |
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Few of mine ..What's yours??
Pick Up Lines - Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas? - Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip. - That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you! - Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it) - If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? |
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Tell me a joke. ๐
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^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Hang on,
That's an old riddle I remember it...The Garbage Truck ?? |
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Topic:
21 Keys to a Happy Life
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sat 11/18/17 10:54 PM
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Search your local friendly Texas FEMA camp thoroughly.
Why? I don't care about it. Makes no sense to focus on what's wrong with this world. I don't live in it. ************************************** C'mon... We all live in the same world. " You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. " The difference is how we accept it Where and What's yours ?? |
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Why bother repeating an answer..That's why I love watching all kinds dancing. Good luck |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sat 11/18/17 10:37 PM
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UP comes the winner..You sure must be one
Winners make a habit of manufacturing their own positive expectations in advance of the event. "Brian Tracy" PS:...Now don't interpret it in my reverse psychology Stick to your own. |
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Topic:
21 Keys to a Happy Life
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You are right on your own mind and words.
AS ALWAYS Search your local friendly Texas FEMA camp thoroughly. Lots of detective work ahead. Good luck |
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