I just wonder how you don't get bored and frustrated constantly. I get so annoyed when I have to talk about stupid shite. After the first time, I find myself avoiding conversation with that person at all cost! After a boring, stupid conversation with a guy, he's instantly not attractive anymore.

Dumb guys who think they're smart ARE the worst!

I've never gone on more than one date with a dumb dude.

It's more than just smarts that I require, though they are necessary for me.

I would definitely date an unattractive guy who was super intelligent over a hot guy who was a tard.

Keep in mind, however, that a lot of the time, super intelligence is also paired with social awkwardness. At least in my experiences.

Maybe it's just time for a New NEW Testament.

Too many Christians have the notion that they can do whatever they want whenever they want as long as they go to church and ask for forgiveness on Sunday. That's not how it works.

My issue with all of this is basically that EVERYONE does sin. EVERYDAY. Many don't feel guilty for any of them, yet they're so quick to judge others (mainly gays).

These days Christians follow the bible to the point that it's convenient for them. The second that a scripture doesn't fit their lifestyle, they're quick to dismiss.

I'm not a religious person. Not because I want to round my hair around my temples, but because I'm sickened by the double standards that all other religious people place.

If gay people can't go to heaven, neither can any of you who've had premarital sex, who've had a divorce, anyone who's eaten pork or any other hoofed animal.

Women who haven't had any children will also go to hell. If you have tattoos or piercings god hates you "for defiling what he gave to you." You can't plant mixed seeds in a field or wear mixed wool. SIN SIN SIN

Oh, and jerking off... "It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground" or something like that.

Eating fat is prohibited forever.

You cannot round the corners of your beard or the hair on your temples.

Also you can be punished for your parents sins. If you're a bastard, you're f***ed.

If you are disabled in any way your presence will profane his sanctuary.

Ever worked on a Sunday? Anyone working on the Sabbath is to be killed. (Ex 35:2) So long NFL. (also, the player should be killed for touching the ball (a dead pig))

I hope none of you have ever touched anything a menstruating woman has touched because it's unclean. (careful on public transportation and at your jobs!!) You're not necessarily damned if you do this, a priest can kill two pigeons to cure the uncleanliness. No sex during the period. The couple should be cut off from their people.

People have a different online persona. I would imagine that the "straight to phoners" are aware of this, and don't want to monkey around with someone covering up who they really are. (the cloak)

I met my fiance online. We exchanged like four emails to plan a meeting IN REAL LIFE. We had a blast and the rest is history.

He might not go to heaven, but the Pope will cover up his molestation charges and he can still be a priest, just at a different location.

This thread is a perfect example of one I would send to eight of my friends to laugh at.

Sometimes, I just think you guys are messing with me.

Okay, why don't you exaggerate just a little more please.

You do realize that the money spent on security would be spent no matter where the presidential family are staying, right? That's how it's always been. Not just those gosh darn embarrassing good for nothing Obamas.

"Obama covers her personal expenses, taxpayers pay for security and support staffers, plus most costs associated with her Air Force plane. "

Oh yeah, they bought matching mother daughter SUN DRESSES! Oh my god! With their own money! How extravagant! How dare you, Michelle!

Christians are creeps. All that thinking their better than everyone else and believing in magic n' crap.


Thomas, writing fiction doesn't make someone a non-Christian. Sheesh.
That's how the woman made her living, and she was quite good at it.

Um, did you even read the article?

Well, they make me want to blow my head off.

Lady Gaga- Pokerface/Paparazzi/Telephone, etc.

Kings of Leon- That "need somebody" crap.

Ke$ha- You name any song.

An uncircumcised wiener is just as dirty and smelly as an unwashed circumcised wang. It's not unsanitary to not be cut as long as the dude takes a shower.

It's amazing to me how foreign the idea of an un-cut peener is to anyone over 21.

I was under the impression that an intimate encounter was finding someone to bang senseless with no strings attached.

Activity partner is someone to go play bingo with or go to a museum and probably not have sex at all.

If you met the fella of your dreams (smart/funny/successful/foxy) and he wasn't cut, you'd turn him down?

Tough times you're going through. I would say though, that if you can't attend without crying or being overly emotional, I just wouldn't go at all.

It's you're cousin's day and it's going to be stressful enough for her. I would actually say, that since your niece is the reason it's uncomfortable, that she shouldn't attend.

Stay away from the booze. Everyone gets more emotional and sensitive when they're drunk.

Maybe you shouldn't say anything and just whip it out and show her.