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That's Nuts!!
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This thread may get whacked (no pun intended) , but, holy hell, WHAT is wrong with people? "" Nutscaping: The internet phenomenon proving any landscape can be improved by a pair of dangling balls There’s a new phenomenon going around which combines three of the internet’s favourite things: selfies, holiday spam, and explicit nudity. Welcome to the world of “nutscaping�. The idea is simple. Take a picture of a beautiful landscape, but do it in such a way that the silhouette of your hairy balls hovers over the scene like some scrotal mothership. According to the art’s online home – Nutscapes.com – nutscaping began in 2007 in New Zealand (where there’s lots of pretty scenery to, erm, enhance), but it has since gone global and had somewhat of a resurgence recently. There’s also a guide on the best method for a good nutscape (the practice, as we’re sure you’ve realised, is fairly gender specific). 1. Find a beautiful (and, ideally, secluded) landscape. 2. Turn your back on the beautiful landscape. 3. Drop your trousers. 4. Bend over and snap that nutscape between your legs. Also, remember: strictly no penises! Here are some of our nutscaping… favourites?"" I cant post those "favourites", obviously...but this is ACTUALLY a thing on social media www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/fun-times/nutscaping-the-internet-phenomenon-proving-any-landscape-can-be-improved-by-a-pair-of-dangling-balls-362052.html Nutscaping....when a dlck pic is just too passe 
Well everybody needs to have a hobby........ but ???? |
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You have to earn a person's trust and that takes time. Like sand through the hourglass. And most of us keep the hourglass figure, trouble is all the sand has run to the bottom. |
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You have to earn a person's trust and that takes time. Like sand through the hourglass. And most of us keep the hourglass figure, trouble is all the sand has run to the bottom. |
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Be careful ladies there are scam artist on here! But some great guys to! Watch out for the guy who wants to show you what he's got hidden under the covers.. Unless that's your thing! Lol Here kitty kitty. Nice kitty |
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Dude those who message you from out of country or very far away are Scammers Even the ones supposedly in the country! I have had a number of messages from gorgeous young women. Not one of them could carry on a conversation about what it's like where they supposedly are living. |
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If they seem interesting I respond to people no matter where they are from. Chances of ever meeting in person are slim but I am a people person and love getting to know others and don't worry about where they are from 
How much mail do you get? You are a beautiful woman, I can't imagine you having the time to answer it all. When I get mail from a beautiful young woman, I just laugh. Most of it has spelling mistakes, that makes me think they can barely speak English. |
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Topic:
True or false?
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Behave, or you will not win a Playboy of the month spread. 
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If Ladies Rule the world
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Ladies, if you ruled the world, what would you change when it comes to Love?? What makes you think they don't rule it now? 
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Please give credit to the author of that piece, Byron Pulsifer 
http://www.wow4u.com/youare/index.html You are hired Sherlock! Good detective work. Thank you.
You are my favorite detective, without a doubt. Can I hire you for all the tough cases? 
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Topic:
Doubt
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You guys aren't playing fair ! You are supposed to send money.
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Topic:
stressed out
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Hello. Welcome to Mingle.
Hope your day gets better.
You are an upbeat and positive lady.
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Bad Breath
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Telling someone, you ask to dance, they had bad breath is as tactless as telling a vulgar joke in mixed company. Whew! I am sure glad I did not tell her, that could have been bad. |
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 150
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420 Hey Man ! What's happening ? does everybody love Trudeau yet?
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Topic:
Bad Breath
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This works. Put a mint or gum in your mouth. Give her a mouth to mouth kiss. Transfer mint or gum into her mouth. Really..this works. Unless, of course, you are dancing with your mom. Subtle ! Like the guy leans over to his date and whispers in her ear "Can I smell your p ssy"? She stiffens up. Absolutely not, why I should say not. He says, " Oh It must be your feet" |
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Topic:
Bad Breath
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Dancing with a lady who has just enjoyed a fine meal loaded with garlic or such, should a man? #1 Would you like a breath mint? #2 Did you dine at --- the Italian Restaurant. #3 Stay as far away as possible, and return her to her seat ASAP. Well now sparky... Was she your date... If so why not offer a breath mint at the same time you take one since if you both are at a place that serves dinner and dancing chances are your breath isn't all that hot either. And there are ways to handle this situation even if she isn't your date. As you escort her back to her table. You make a stop by yours and say something to the effect oh my I just realized as I was chatting with you my breath was horrible I am so sorry.. As you pop a mint into your mouth offer her one. Then it is done with class and style. I am talking about a stranger. So, are you saying you would prefer to be told, as long as it is done with class? |
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Topic:
Bad Breath
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Dancing with a lady who has just enjoyed a fine meal loaded with garlic or such, should a man? #1 Would you like a breath mint? #2 Did you dine at --- the Italian Restaurant. #3 Stay as far away as possible, and return her to her seat ASAP.
Is the lady my mother? Or someone I actually want to have sex with? #1 presumes I carry around breath mints. If I don't (and I don't), then I'm kinda an a-hole wanting to make sure she feels uncomfortable. I can't see myself saying "would you like a breath mint? Yeah? Me too, here's a couple bucks, why don't you bring me one too, doll." #2 Wouldn't help anything at all. It either shows I play games trying to lead her around to realizing her breath is bad rather than just telling her, or I'm a really boring conversationalist asking about her dinner like she's four "did you eat today? Did you eat all your food? What did you have to eat? Did you have lots of garlic in that?" #3 shows a lack of interest and really helps in me not getting any future dates. Dancing with a lady who has just enjoyed a fine meal loaded with garlic or such, a man should enjoy dancing with the lady, assuming she can dance, is having fun, and he wants to be with her. If something as petty as garlic breath is taking up all his concentration then he's really not into her and he shouldn't date her. I am not talking about dating, just about courtesy. Would a lady like to know if she had bad breath or not? I would like to know if my breath was bad. |
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Topic:
Bad Breath
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Dancing with a lady who has just enjoyed a fine meal loaded with garlic or such, should a man? #1 Would you like a breath mint? #2 Did you dine at --- the Italian Restaurant. #3 Stay as far away as possible, and return her to her seat ASAP.
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Please give credit to the author of that piece, Byron Pulsifer
http://www.wow4u.com/youare/index.html You are hired Sherlock! Good detective work. |
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Guys with shirts on lol Girls with shirts off.
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I think the whole world might be in Sheep Dit. Refugee's, extremist's, illuminati and who know's what. I am glad I don't have figure out how to make it all work. they know how to fix it... WW3... depopulate Matthew 24:21-23 21 For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now—and never to be equaled again. 22 “If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened. |
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