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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"










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Thu 05/30/13 10:58 AM
I'm nice when I am online but I am a horrible person in real life.:tongue:

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Thu 05/30/13 10:56 AM
:banana:

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Thu 05/30/13 10:54 AM
I wouldn't want to frighten anyone.:tongue:

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Thu 05/30/13 10:53 AM

I would love to meet a woman and get to know her



You have a mom don't you? Welcome and good luck.

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Thu 05/30/13 08:06 AM
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Thu 05/30/13 07:41 AM
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Thu 05/30/13 07:38 AM
It seems like those types of guys tend to have a lot of domestic violence issues with women.

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Thu 05/30/13 07:36 AM
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^^Like this^^^

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Thu 05/30/13 07:31 AM

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Thu 05/30/13 06:50 AM
drinks

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Thu 05/30/13 06:50 AM
waving