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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law Johnny furiously packing his
suitcase. "What happened?" "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. "I got home and guess what I found? Your daughter yes,your Rachel, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage, I will leave forever!" "Calm down!" says the mother-in-law. "There is something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said there must be a simple explanation ... Rachel didn't receive your Email.🤣 |
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Topic:
Words with "tion" - part 3
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potion
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Tractor Tire Blocker
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...go on. Wife: All right, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it in the dark. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Yeah! that's good. Wife: Right! Now go to sleep.And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself.  🤣🤣 |
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Topic:
back"WORDS"
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SnOw-Wons
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Bestie....I should win
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i wonder if the lady he impregnated last year gave birth already...hohoho
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Make up artist
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Mike Tike climber
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paid spectator
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tobacco tester
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Topic:
ism words in A-Z
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Gargantuism
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Topic:
Words with "tion" - part 3
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seduction
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Skirt Chase...hohoho Erratum Skirt Chaser |
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Skirt Chase...hohoho
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Topic:
ism words in A-Z
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Dualism
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Topic:
another Joke - part 2
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❤TRUE LIFE STORY BUT VERY FUNNY
 John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him. swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling John out. The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK. The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient. you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all." David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. l hung him there to dry." 🤣🤣🤣 |
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