WOTS is havin a featured pic of no less than the ever famous Slimalicious.....BIZARRE..good shot Slim on DP

i second this Match...purrrrfect

🤣WOMEN TOO LIKE MONEY🤣🤣

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs,‍♀️ when she opens the door, she saw Dennis, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Dennis says" I’ll give you 500,000 naira to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands nakéd in front of Dennis.🧔

After a few seconds, Dennis hands her 500,000 naira and leaves.‍♂️
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks “Who was that?”
“It was Dennis the next door neighbor,” she replies.
The husband says, “Great!! Did he say anything about the 500,000 he owes me?”

solution

i vote for Gia,for obvious reasons lol

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."
The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the vicar under the bed.🤣

The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law Johnny furiously packing his
suitcase.

"What happened?"

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying
that I was coming home from my trip today.

"I got home and guess what I found? Your daughter yes,your Rachel, with a naked guy
in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage, I will leave forever!"

"Calm down!" says the mother-in-law. "There is something odd about this story.
Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said there
must be a simple explanation ... Rachel didn't receive your Email.🤣

potion

Tractor Tire Blocker

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...go on.
Wife: All right, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it in the dark.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Yeah! that's good.
Wife: Right! Now go to sleep.And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself. 🤣🤣

SnOw-Wons

Bestie....I should win

i wonder if the lady he impregnated last year gave birth already...hohoho

Make up artist

Mike Tike climber

paid spectator

tobacco tester