dont try to ask the wife wheres her wedding Ring...she would tell you...dont u see ..i have suffeRING,enduRING,And 2 RINGS around my eyes?

Slim kinda flirts with Cat saying green eyes and red hair is a turn on for him

hence i vote for SLIM 4&1/2 votes.

chicken curry

voting for Mikey Likey for forgetting this thread

tram-mart

Newlywed wife, Monica said to husband Nick, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two..."
Nick glowing with happiness and kissing his wife, purred. "Oh, darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
Monica smiled and added, "I'm glad you feel that way, luv, because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."

i heard u too...lurking Mikey

The day i will never forget in lifewas the day
my Dad was in

the sitting room, I was outside. He called me
to help him

bring his shoe from his room. I brought the
shoe and asked

him where I should keep it. Dad said I should
keep it on his

head. Brothers and sisters, as an obedient
child, I kept the

shoe on his head. The only thing I remember
after placing

the shoe on his head was that the earth
became void and

without form. Everywhere was dark and it felt
like Genesis
chapter 1:1&2 all over again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ctto

wet wipes

revelation

thats bizarre Mikey Likey...never again haha

Food S.Milaff

WOTS is havin a featured pic of no less than the ever famous Slimalicious.....BIZARRE..good shot Slim on DP

i second this Match...purrrrfect

🤣WOMEN TOO LIKE MONEY🤣🤣

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs,‍♀️ when she opens the door, she saw Dennis, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Dennis says" I’ll give you 500,000 naira to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands nakéd in front of Dennis.🧔

After a few seconds, Dennis hands her 500,000 naira and leaves.‍♂️
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks “Who was that?”
“It was Dennis the next door neighbor,” she replies.
The husband says, “Great!! Did he say anything about the 500,000 he owes me?”

solution

i vote for Gia,for obvious reasons lol

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."
The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the vicar under the bed.🤣