A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'🤣🤣🤣

*all are Ctto

hahaha,Slim denies me till he flip,i also think its a match with him but in his limited breathing he ignores the sign haha..im chuckling over here...Oh Sir...someone did mention ur married..im sorry if i believe them

Keep on...with your attention to the red hair Slim no problem,i will always match u with me till u stop pairing me with others haha.

OT:
Two and Three

I guess u forgot..as u match me with others more i know you want us match together,how abt that Slim ?

Slim-Apple ...hohoho

Slim tries to nudged me out from his sleeves by matching me with Sir.

Sir ,i heard is happily Married..Slim.

i wod love to be match with you always Slim hahaha

Oh Robin,will always be my Love,My only brother from another mother,my bestie,he wont and will never be my Lover,my match.We would laugh abt this im sure.

Slim and her Dancing shoes.

Two already has One and the rest of the numbers you cab think of.

OT:,Merry and Slim

i can cancel,in favor of you Slim ,hahaha

so heres the new pair(s)

Slim and Merry
Catherine?really ?three?

Whatsupp Mingle Town,did Mikey Match himself to forever?or Slim,is he married already?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”

Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”

Harry: “9.”

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

Harry: “36.”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.”

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”

Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”

Ms Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: “Pockets.”

Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”

Harry: “Pants.”

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, “Bubble gum”.

Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”

Harry: “Shake hands.”

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?”

Harry: “Firetruck”.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the

teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong… “🤣

Mikey STP forever coz he changes his name into Unkno

invitation

Oh it will be good for her She needs stronger arms to control her from killing more,but shes just a memory now Carlos aint it.Or wait is someone using that name in here with that ill still match you two .

Carlos -Aileen Wuornos

Master yoda Blondey

Her Bikinis for 2 or?more?

Wots is im back,hows Slim.is he still single?how about Mikey?

I like you of course, because you're you always

Howdy everyone.(..Kumusta sa Lahat-filipino lingo)


Whos been MatchMaking who