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Relax"friend" relax
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point...click...kill...
(Im talking video games..) |
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All Night Phone Call
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power naps..just close your eyes for 5-10 mins...it will refresh you...
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Sarah Palin couldn't beat her way out of a wet paper sack.......... she probably could if you gave her a big enough shot gun.... |
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too many words, not enough spaces....I find that unacceptable....
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I think considering running for president because you believe you can "beat the other guy" clearly reveals the adolescent mindset of this person. The presidency of the United States of America is not another "trophy" to be gained, its not a popularity contest..its a tremendous responsibility, a charge given to you by the people who intrust you to lead, govern and represent their country.
Im hoping that the American people will finally wake up, and start being more choosy about who they pick, not just to lead and represent their country, but who is capable of setting it back on track... |
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Who does Christmas Offend?
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They'll be setting it on fire later on and having a man dressed like Moses conversing with it for our Jewish friends. Do I have that right? If it's Old Testament, it's a Jewish thing, and New Testament is Christian? (no head scratching smiley?) the old testament is actually the 5 books of Moses which makes up part of the Torah...the new testament is post Jesus.. |
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$10,000 Blow Money
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We know we would all give money to charitable causes and family or certain frends or strangers. This hypothetical $10,000 is for you to spend on yourself and no one else. $10,000.....just blow it on something For me, a decent (new to me) used car...$5,000 Some dental work and a trip to......mingle. well, here that would translate to about 40K..so, a little lifting here and there on the ól body for starters, and then,...travel, travel, travel..... |
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How important is kissing?
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how important??..thats like asking how important is breathing....
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dont keep asking .."What was your name again?" during dinner.
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I thought it meant to fart..
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right up I tell them that I have hollow legs..I dont waste my time with dudes who cant drink like me.
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Ok........ Before I rip into the other 7...there is something that I need to know.... The Toilet So....do women go into the bathroom...no light on...and just sit without even putting thier hands down to seat themselves? You dont have your hands full with the newspaper (no lights) Are you carrying snacks and a drink? What the hell are you doing with your hands when you blindly sit down on a seat with a trap door in pitch dark blackness? I know exactly where my toilet is and still I put down a hand to seat myself in the middle of the night. There is no damned way that all women are so graceful that they dont got to guide themselves onto the throne. There is no excuse for falling into the toilet except for having a brain fart and being a dumb*** in private. I sit on a toilet the same way I sit on a chair..no need for hands...just "sit"..Ive never seen a man use his hands to manuver his way onto the toilet seat when going to take a crap..so your question leaves me to wonder about how you may guide your way onto the throne, which frankly is not the kind of thing I want to be thinking about today...(or any day for that matter) |
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Petition to Admin
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I like the news and politics section...it reminds me of why I left the US (no offense intended)....
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ok where the geeks be at
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Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul.
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I hope they break down the whole global financial system..put everything to zero and make the international banking system collaps. Power to the anarchists, power to the hackers, Operation Mayhem RULES!!!...may they *** everything up....
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"suelta mi mano"- Sin Bandera
"cada vez que estoy sin ti"- David deMaria |
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slurpee,slushie or smoothie
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as long as it has vodka in it, Ill take either one..
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Nevermind... didn't work!
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Well that was anti climatic....... If I had a dollar... ditto |
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question about BEER!
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a good boozer never worries about such things because there is always booze in the cupboards and beer in the fridge....
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<--- cougar...
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