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Edited by
RKISIT
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Thu 12/09/10 02:11 PM
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high vertical suplex her
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pick her nose
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ask how come your not eating all your food
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Ask for sex before the main course comes.
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talk politics
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Edited by
esebulldog
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Thu 12/09/10 02:23 PM
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get the waitress's digits in front of her (wait until she goes to the ladies room)
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talk about ex's
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Tell her you're an author.
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Ask her if those are real.
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keep glancing at the football scores on the TV behind her
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Do not tell her "your profile pic was hotter"
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order shots of something she doesn't like
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Don't gargle the shots.
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tell her you won't wax her vette
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tell her how much her car would be worth parted out
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Ask her if she kisses any better than her sister.
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play 2 live crew on the jukebox
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never offer to disassemble her beloved car out for parts
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say, "if your eyes, nose, cheeks, and mouth were different, i would really be into you" "oh and your hair"
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Edited by
Gossipmpm
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Thu 12/09/10 02:45 PM
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Tell her you're an author. Sorry. Was in the wrong thread!! |
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