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OL' BLUE
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Go ahead, laugh
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Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. that was jacked up....But F it I had my hand on the mouse 2...
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SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE
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Queue at the pearly gates
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Cajun Marriage Counseling
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These are great.............
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All In A Name
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All In A Name
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wrinkles
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No sex tonight
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This is definately a good one...thanks for posting..Check
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Stained Shirt
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Stained... all over my favorite shirt... One of those tuff ass stains... not made from dust, or dirt... Nor green of the grass, from sliding across, Not drip of mustard, or jelly, or pie... This shirt has been ruined by something much worse... A permanent, everlasting dye. Stained... what can I do, This stain is stuck on my shirt like glue... but it's red, and it's deep, And it's just getting bigger... so much bigger, so much wider, How it does that, my thoughts do styme... It seems as tho it flows from beneath my shirt, Ever flowing, all the time. Stained... Stained from the heart, color that flows like the ocean... How in the world, can I ever figure out, how to wash out such a stained emotion...? Stained.. my favorite shirt... not by spill, or splash, not by squeeze or squirt... It's not even been stained by darkest of dirt... I'm afraid it's been stained by hurt. I'm afraid it's been stained by hurt... With Equescent thoughts, FroznChild 
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I've learned
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I've learned....That life is like a roll of toilet
paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned....That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for I've learned....That money doesn't buy class. I've learned...That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I've learned....That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned....That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you. I've learned..That love, not time, heals all wounds. I've learned...That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. I've learned....That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. I've learned...That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. I've learned....That life is tough, but I'm tougher. I've learned...That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. I've learned....That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. I've learned...That I wish I could have told those I cared about that I love them one more time before they passed away. I've learned....That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. I've learned....That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. I've learned....That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it. I've learned....That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness, and growth occurs while you're climbing it. I've learned....That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done. ................................................................ I've learned to share that which should be shared 2...This ain't mine but I thought it was worth sharing....sexjuice |
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I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp
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Echoes
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Righteous Preparedness.
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Peace!!! As steve Cokely would say CHECK
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Just say Hi
Edited by
Sexjuice
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Fri 04/18/08 12:55 PM
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Hello
Good day Good Morning HI See ya Kick rocks Gets to stepping Good bye Just say hi or hello Pass me the jello pudding pop Good day to all the people who got on some fresh clean socks Make breakfast fast, and get to class, your work is never done Good morning to the ones who flash the mailman just for fun Good times rock on Good times remain Good times stand the test of stress Just say hi gimmie some apple pie and make the best of all the rest. Some say see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya But that just means there scared, to open up an be themselves in nothing but pure fear. Others tell ya to kicks rocks cause they grew up with hard love So kicks rocks on there garden till they understand love is love. Get to stepping Go get moving Go take the life you have Live it free, live it right, live it while it last. I step to get moving, while some step to retrict growth, other step to be part of a team. But stepping whether solo or grouped brings things that can create dreams. Just say hi or hello Pass me the jello pudding pop I think the times have come when 1 should Just say Hi alot! |
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PRESENCE
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.....damn that was my father... the Cop the army srgnt the man the father the son the mentor ..............he had that persona, that just exuded everything you wrote....looked like captain Kirk when I was a little girl.....his winks alone turned me into a puddle......  thankyou...I  'ed it....
~wicked~
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Good stuff
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THE BEST HEAD EVER
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A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life." 
This is by far the best blowjob joke I have heard in a long time........What sucks is how true that seems to be in real life. |
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